When are they going to release the backstory* on this? 
*I.e., whatever his lifestyle might be, just how did he wind up bound and gagged on his own lawn?
I think it’s a little early to cast judgement on this gentlemen. If I got fired every time someone broke into my house, forced me to drink a bottle of tequila, stripped me naked, tied me up, stuck a plug in my butt, stuffed a ball gag into my mouth and threw me out on the front lawn, I’d never have a job. Let’s not jump to conclusions. You guys act like this has never happened to you.
I resent the suggestion that this disgusting series of events has ever happened to me. In my case it was whisky, not tequila. Totally different. I demand an apology.
Yeah, and my insertable was ben-wa balls. So there, no firing. I get special treatment. Or shall I say I got special treatment.