# Israelie etiquette question--Please help?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/israelie-etiquette-question-please-help/760988>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 26, 2016, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/israelie-etiquette-question-please-help/760988 "2016-07-26T23:24:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![ZPG\_Zealot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47c2d/32.png) [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/israelie-etiquette-question-please-help/760988/41 "2016-07-27T21:51:19Z")

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> [@delphica](#):
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> Get them a lot of arts and crafts sets that involve glitter.

One big consideration is that whatever it is I am going to have to carry with me on a airplane and I have known TSA to have problems with craft materials.

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**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/israelie-etiquette-question-please-help/760988/42 "2016-07-27T22:01:12Z")

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Get this:

> **[Tesco non food | Formerly Tesco Direct | Tesco](https://www.tesco.com/zones/gm)**
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> Explore our selected online non food range at Tesco. Shop cookware and mobile phones online, and browse key pieces of F&F clothing, available in selected stores.

Jar of 30 colored Kazoos.

Guaranteed fun for kids. Guaranteed insanity for adults. 😃

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/israelie-etiquette-question-please-help/760988/43 "2016-07-27T23:12:52Z")

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Aren’t kazoos used in klezmer music? If so, the adults might appreciate them.

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**Author:** ![Lasciel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e79b87/32.png) [@Lasciel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lasciel)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/israelie-etiquette-question-please-help/760988/44 "2016-07-28T22:03:20Z")

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Vuvuzela?

I like the suggestion of a furby, bonus points because lots of people (including me) think they’re not ONLY annoying as shit, but creepy little fuzzballs as well.

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**Author:** ![Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emtar_KronJonDerSohn)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/israelie-etiquette-question-please-help/760988/45 "2016-07-29T06:52:16Z")

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Furby for the win. Kids inexplicably love them and they’re horrible in every way.

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**Author:** ![Wendell\_Wagner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8491ac/32.png) [@Wendell\_Wagner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wendell_Wagner)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/israelie-etiquette-question-please-help/760988/46 "2016-07-29T07:04:24Z")

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Maybe a Magic Jinn?:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/-aXGZPDzEFw/hqdefault.jpg "Magic Jinn from Hasbro Games") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aXGZPDzEFw)

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**Author:** ![Wendell\_Wagner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8491ac/32.png) [@Wendell\_Wagner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wendell_Wagner)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/israelie-etiquette-question-please-help/760988/47 "2016-07-29T07:09:34Z")

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Get them both Siri and a Furby:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMIzPDPMAvw

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/israelie-etiquette-question-please-help/760988/48 "2016-07-29T10:18:49Z")

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Are the Wiggles still a thing? Might as well return fire with an equivalent gift (even though they’re Australian).

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**Author:** ![ZPG\_Zealot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47c2d/32.png) [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/israelie-etiquette-question-please-help/760988/49 "2016-07-29T16:07:43Z")

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> [@Barrett\_Bonden](#):
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> If you want to escalate immediately to nuclear, then [Barney](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwLLH9EZiqc) is the weapon you seek.

Unfortunately, the kids already have Barney. Furbies are definitely looking like a good option. I need to find out if their power source is something available in Israel or if I need to bring bags of batteries.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/israelie-etiquette-question-please-help/760988/50 "2016-07-29T16:14:12Z")

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[Leave annoying children’s gifts to the professionals, please.](https://www.amazon.com/Childrens-Hunting-Stewart-Miniature-Bagpipes/dp/B00AKGZLLW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1469808764&sr=8-1&keywords=junior+bagpipes)

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**Author:** ![ZPG\_Zealot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47c2d/32.png) [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/israelie-etiquette-question-please-help/760988/51 "2016-07-29T16:21:30Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Are the Wiggles still a thing? Might as well return fire with an equivalent gift (even though they’re Australian).

Gifts that involve cultural diversity that can be described as a “learning experience” are considered of higher value in this game. There’s no actual winning involved, it’s just something my circle of library geeks has all been doing for the past 20+ years whenever we visit each other. The kids (and some cases grandkids, etc.) love it and the adults view it as a geek challenge. Fab merchandise for entertainers the parents absolutely can’t stand, but the kids are enthralled with are considered exceptionally horrific and a serious score.

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**Author:** ![ZPG\_Zealot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47c2d/32.png) [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/israelie-etiquette-question-please-help/760988/52 "2016-07-29T16:50:18Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> [Leave annoying children’s gifts to the professionals, please.](https://www.amazon.com/Childrens-Hunting-Stewart-Miniature-Bagpipes/dp/B00AKGZLLW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1469808764&sr=8-1&keywords=junior+bagpipes)

I love it.

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