# It appears I am Miss Piggy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 26, 2001, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930 "2001-02-26T15:47:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/1 "2001-02-26T15:47:57Z")
I just took this really cute personality test, it tells you what movie character you are like. I dont know if I should be pleased or pissed off!! They gave my category as performer I beleive. What are you? [http://personality.familywonder.com/fwperson/](http://personality.familywonder.com/fwperson/) ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/2 "2001-02-26T15:57:35Z")
If you can believe this, I’m Madonna. Yea right, so where’s my money? It was fun kells… ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/3 "2001-02-26T15:57:59Z")
Hmmm . . . You have to enter your E-mail address, so I passed on this one. I already know who I am, though—the character played by Ros Russell in “His Girl Friday.” ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/4 "2001-02-26T16:01:08Z")
Babe?.. Babe?! The Pig!?! Well, okay, he seemed kind enough. Apparently, I’m a dreamer. Thanks **Kelli**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![lesa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/34f0e0/32.png) [@lesa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lesa)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/5 "2001-02-26T16:08:07Z")
Ok, I’m Jodie Foster from Contact, AND Christopher Lloyd from Back to the Future, AND Harrison Ford from Indiana Jones, AND Peter O’Toole from Lawrence of Arabia. Doesn’t that mean I’m insane? “Hi, I’m a time traveling archaelogist trying to get Arabs to help me communicate with aliens.” Well, it ends the description with, “Don’t despair. You’re really a good person at heart.” How bad does your description have to be for them to say “don’t despair?” ---
**Author:** ![Alonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@Alonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alonist)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/6 "2001-02-26T16:20:00Z")
In an ideal world, I would be Spencer Tracy in **The Desk Set**. ---
**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/7 "2001-02-26T16:24:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lesa \* > \*\*Ok, I’m Jodie Foster from Contact, AND Christopher Lloyd from Back to the Future, AND Harrison Ford from Indiana Jones, AND Peter O’Toole from Lawrence of Arabia. Doesn’t that mean I’m insane? “Hi, I’m a time traveling archaelogist trying to get Arabs to help me communicate with aliens.” \*\* you and me both. I mostly agree with the analysis, but NOT the movie characters at all. ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/8 "2001-02-26T16:27:23Z")
I’m a Mastermind: Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman (I wish), Hal 9000 (:eek:), Scar in _The Lion King_ (never saw it), and Jesse in _The Pokemon Movie_ (never saw it). > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simetra \* > \*\*Babe?.. Babe?! The Pig!?! > > Well, okay, he seemed kind enough. > > Apparently, I’m a dreamer.\*\* That’ll do pig. ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/9 "2001-02-26T16:29:21Z")
I see that mixing smilies and parantheses doesn’t work. That was supposed to be Hal 9000 ( :eek: ). ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/10 "2001-02-26T16:39:53Z")
This seems to be a variation on the Myers-Briggs test - of which there are multiple online versions. I come out as a DIAT, same as **Iesa** and **Palmyra**. Seems a safe guess that this = MB’s INTJ classification; now, I come out as either E or I NTJ in various trials of the test… so, does the fact that I’m unquestionably an introvert in this one have any bearing on the way that this particular test is presented? (Like, do the questions stress social aspects of life more? Or a particular _kind_ of social interaction? And is this post still Mundane and Pointless…?) Oh well. Lawrence of Arabia? Last one of these I took compared me to Margaret Thatcher: this has _got_ to count as an improvement. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/11 "2001-02-26T16:47:33Z")
I am Gandhi or Norma Rae…Sounds about right 😉 Keith ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/12 "2001-02-26T16:51:53Z")
It seems I’m an experimenter as well. Looks like I’m in good company with lesa, Palmyra and Steve Wright. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/13 "2001-02-26T17:05:08Z")
**cmkeller, Steve Wright, Iesa** and **Palmyra**? Maybe we should form a support group. 🙂 We’re good people at heart, afterall. ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/14 "2001-02-26T17:07:09Z")
I’m yet _another_ Indiana Jones Lawrence of Arabia experimenter type. ---
**Author:** ![Chrome\_Toaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Chrome\_Toaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chrome_Toaster)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/15 "2001-02-26T17:18:19Z")
Chrome Toaster is a: Submissive Introvert Abstract Feeler. Apparently, I am a dreamer, too. (Just like 11% of the population.) Reserved and imaginative, submissive and shy, as well. I am apparently like **Babe** the pig, **Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka** in the Chocolate Factory, and **John Lennon** as himself in Yellow Submarine. > [@](#): > > Luckily, your creativity and strong heart mean you have a deep personality evident to anyone who gets to know you. It’s just that not many people do; most mistake your shyness for lack of interest in others (sometimes they’re right!). > > If you’re at all inclined, share your imaginative dreamscapes with the world at large. Talk to yourself less and other people more. This is eerily accurate. Verrry interesting. Hmmmmm. ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/16 "2001-02-26T17:25:57Z")
I come out as an artist (DIAF, IIRC) I’m like Mozart, Lisa Simpson or Jo from Little Women. ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/17 "2001-02-26T17:31:34Z")
I have been certified a MasterMind. Perhaps I should submit my application to become an Evil Overlord… All your base for to shall belonging to me! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ---
**Author:** ![andyman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8491ac/32.png) [@andyman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andyman)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/18 "2001-02-26T17:38:33Z")
I’m a DIAT - Dominant Introvert Abstract Thinker Just like: Jodie Foster as Ellie Arroway in Contact Christopher Lloyd as Doc in Back to the Future Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark Peter O’Toole as T.E. Lawrence in Lawrence of Arabia Now I’m really confused. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/19 "2001-02-26T17:46:35Z")
**MENTOR** (Submissive Extrovert Abstract Thinker) Like just **6%** of the population you are a **MENTOR** (SEAT). Some would call you the most powerful and influential of all people. Those people don’t get it. The reality is that you DON’T really WANT to impose your beliefs on others. Yet you are extroverted and intelligent, and you like to get involved. So you help others with the pursuit of knowledge. You’re the reason that people say teachers are also students. You are as much a learner as a master, and this fact satisfies you. As you grow older you’ll become more introspective, wondering if your life meant anything. Don’t fret, of course it did. Other MENTORS from the entertainment world include: [ul][li]Noriyuki “Pat” Morita as Mr. Miyagi in The Karate Kid[/li][li]Julie Andrews as Maria in The Sound of Music[/li][li]Robin Williams as Mr. Keating in The Dead Poet’s Society[/li]Edward James Olmos as Jaime Escalante in Stand and Deliver[/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/20 "2001-02-26T17:57:22Z")
**I AM DARTH VADER!** How cool is that? Like just 3% of the population you are a JUDGE (Dominant Introvert Concrete Thinker). Your affinity for facts and analytical approach to life help you solve complex problems and make tough decisions that others cannot. Be careful–JUDGES have a dark side. They are quick to jump into arguments and hold grudges. Long bike rides and brisk walks will help you rediscover equilibrium. While some may see you as a bit overbearing or arrogant, your friends know that you are a trustworthy person with depth and a strong sense of righteousness. Although introverted and somewhat reserved, you have a forceful personality that friends appreciate and enemies fear. I am also Murphy Brown and Joe Brown from Lean on Me [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930.md?page=2)