# It appears I am Miss Piggy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 26, 2001, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930 "2001-02-26T15:47:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/41 "2001-02-27T00:33:15Z")
Chalk up another Mastermind. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/42 "2001-02-27T00:49:23Z")
A Guru they called me. Like Yoda they say I am. Does this make sense to anybody? ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/43 "2001-02-27T00:55:20Z")
I’m a politician, a dominant extrovert abstract thinker like 6% of the… hey wait! Is that a shiny object? Cool! I love shiny things. What was I talking about? ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/44 "2001-02-27T01:11:00Z")
Another **Mastermind**. Though with a name like “Mauvaise” I guess it was pretty obvious I’d be evil 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/45 "2001-02-27T01:14:26Z")
Businessperson here (Dominant, Extrovert, Concrete, Thinker) … nah…of course they DO say I’m like Oprah, Cruella DeVille, Lucy from Peanuts and Tom Cruise from Jerry Maguire…huh…go figure. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/46 "2001-02-27T01:19:35Z")
Like just 7% of the population you are a MASTERMIND (SIAT). You can be silent and withdrawn, but behind your reserved exterior lies an active mind that allows you to analyze situations and come up with creative, unexpected solutions. Your sense of style and originality are your strengths, and people will respect your judgment once they get to know you. Learn to be a little more personable and you could be a great leader–you’ve definitely got the “vision” thing down. Just make sure all the plotting behind those eyes of yours is healthy. Other MASTERMINDS from the entertainment world: Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman in Batman Returns Scar in The Lion King Hal 9000 in 2001: A Space Odyssey Jessie in The Pokemon Movie Hmm . . . you know, this may possible be wrong:) ---
**Author:** ![Fletch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/919ad9/32.png) [@Fletch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fletch)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/47 "2001-02-27T01:40:58Z")
Another Judge here, I guess I compare with Darth Vader and Murphy Brown. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/48 "2001-02-27T01:46:14Z")
(Dominant Extrovert Abstract Thinker ) “Strong-willed and extroverted, you enjoy interacting with other people, and you aggressively pursue your goals.” “While some might see you as manipulative, your close friends know you are a talented person who deserves the best in life. Whether you use your power for good or bad is up to you.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_SDMB\_Serial\_Killer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7feea3/32.png) [@The\_SDMB\_Serial\_Killer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_SDMB_Serial_Killer)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/49 "2001-02-27T01:50:43Z")
I’m an artist, like Lisa Simpson. ---
**Author:** ![McMurphy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e19adc/32.png) [@McMurphy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/McMurphy)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/50 "2001-02-27T01:53:42Z")
I forgot to switch usernames, _I’M_ the artist. ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/51 "2001-02-27T02:12:20Z")
I don’t completely agree, but this is pretty cool: > [@](#): > > GURU (Submissive Extrovert Abstract Feeler ) > > Like just 15% of the population you are a GURU (SEAF–kind, knowing, giving. Like Buddha of old, you can be a persuasive speaker, and you use your creative talents to further the objectives of your heart instead of your mind. Just be careful that your friends don’t take advantage of your relaxed nature. > You would benefit from an occasional reminder that “time is money.” Though you might bristle at this cliche, it will actually protect your mellow demeanor. Let’s face it: no one wants to be a doormat. > Above all, you like going with the flow. Oh yeah, you > like to talk a lot, hang out over the bottomless cup of coffee (or, more likely, herbal tea), and philosophize about life’s littlest mysteries. That’s cool. Whatever. Peace. > > Other GURUS from the entertainment world include: > Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe in Friends > Linus in Peanuts > Yoda in Star Wars ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/52 "2001-02-27T02:15:57Z")
I’m another Evil Mastermind 🙂 Submissive Introvert Abstract Thinker. Yep. Sounds right. Like just 7% of the population, (but more like 15% of the posts so far). I think we need to start a union. ---
**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/53 "2001-02-27T02:36:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Democritus \* > \*\*I’m a politician (DEAT): > > “Your creative style of thinking allows you to come up with unusual arguments and original ideas that appeal to others, but behind it all is an analytical mind that never forgets the bottom line.” > > Strange. That is _exactly_ how I am. > > By the way. What was the point of the monkey touching the man picture? You _know_ it was the monkey touching the man, and not the other way around… :D\*\* No kidding?! I’m a Politician, too . . . and I agree wholeheartedly about the monkey (so obvious)! And I also chose the second mouse because he had a valid path to the cheese, and someone who has the potential to meet their objective is clearly happier than someone who does not . . . or is that looking just a little too deeply into the whole thing? _lol_ ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/54 "2001-02-27T04:01:52Z")
I’m an Accountant. Just like Agent Scully and Spock. Gee whiz. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/55 "2001-02-27T04:07:25Z")
BTW, I chose the second mouse because he looked retarded and most of the retarded people I know are more happy in relation to all of us depressed geniuses. Strangely, I checked the maze for the second mouse but didn’t bother to check it for the first one. (Some accountant I’d be!) It was obvious that the monkey was touching the man. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/56 "2001-02-27T04:15:00Z")
How come none of you… ahem… _concrete_ thinkers realized that **the monkey and the man were one and the same person**? ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/57 "2001-02-27T04:20:38Z")
I’m _DEAF_ - Dominant Extrovert Abstract Feeler. Just like Bette Midler in Beaches and Miss Piggy. Oh, and they compared me to **Regis Fucking Philbin!** I demand a recount. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/58 "2001-02-27T06:00:30Z")
DREAMER (Submissive Introvert Abstract Feeler ) Kat Like just 11% of the population you are a DREAMER (SIAF)–reserved and imaginative. You are basically the shy, silent type. You don’t have much interest in facts and figures or most of what’s going on around you, but the internal worlds you build for yourself are rich and complex. Luckily, your creativity and strong heart mean you have a deep personality evident to anyone who gets to know you. It’s just that not many people do; most mistake your shyness for lack of interest in others (sometimes they’re right!). If you’re at all inclined, share your imaginative dreamscapes with the world at large. Talk to yourself less and other people more. Other DREAMERS from the entertainment world include: Babe (the pig) in Babe Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory John Lennon as himself in Yellow Submarine ---
**Author:** ![mblackwell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@mblackwell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mblackwell)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/59 "2001-02-27T07:57:30Z")
I’m a Mastermind. > [@](#): > > MASTERMIND > (Submissive Introvert Abstract Thinker ) > Matt > Like just 7% of the population you are a MASTERMIND (SIAT). You can be silent and withdrawn, but behind your reserved exterior lies an active mind that allows you to analyze situations and come up with creative, unexpected solutions. **This part is true.** > > Your sense of style and originality are your strengths, and people will respect your judgment once they get to know you. Learn to be a little more personable and you could be a great leader–you’ve definitely got the “vision” thing down. Just make sure all the plotting behind those eyes of yours is healthy. **This is pretty close.** > > Other MASTERMINDS from the entertainment world: > Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman in Batman Returns **I think not.** > Scar in The Lion King **Nah.** > Hal 9000 in 2001: A Space Odyssey **I do sometimes talk like Hal**. > Jessie in The Pokemon Movie **Never saw it.** ---
**Author:** ![sleeplessinseattle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a6a055/32.png) [@sleeplessinseattle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleeplessinseattle)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-appears-i-am-miss-piggy/55930/60 "2001-02-27T09:03:45Z")
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