# IT CAME FROM BENEATH THE SEA!!! With newslink & photos.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 31, 2008, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-beneath-the-sea-with-newslink-photos/458407 "2008-07-31T20:43:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-beneath-the-sea-with-newslink-photos/458407/41 "2008-08-04T01:03:35Z")

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Pig. Hog. Swine. Dead. Rotten. Disgusting.

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-beneath-the-sea-with-newslink-photos/458407/42 "2008-08-04T03:00:47Z")

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It’s a dead dog. Some sort of pit bull or bulldog or something. Blunt-muzzled, barrel-chested.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-beneath-the-sea-with-newslink-photos/458407/43 "2008-08-04T04:51:36Z")

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[QUOTE=LouisB]  
Pig. Hog. Swine. Dead. Rotten. Disgusting.  
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Nah, those aren’t hog trotters. It’s a bloated pit bull, with the snout rotted off.

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**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-beneath-the-sea-with-newslink-photos/458407/44 "2008-08-05T19:59:43Z")

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[Here’s an actual palentological zoologist](http://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzoology/2008/08/the_montauk_monster.php) making a pretty good case for raccoon. (Dog is plausible as well, but he thinks the shape of the forehead and length of the fingers point away from that hypothesis.)

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**Author:** ![Acid\_Lamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Acid\_Lamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acid_Lamp)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-beneath-the-sea-with-newslink-photos/458407/45 "2008-08-05T20:06:47Z")

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When In doubt as to a mammals species, count the number and type of teeth. Raccoon all the way, just waterlogged, and bloated.

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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-beneath-the-sea-with-newslink-photos/458407/46 "2008-08-05T20:14:28Z")

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Well, whaddaya know, [an actual animal expert](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10055793&postcount=4) actually called it right on Day One.

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**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-beneath-the-sea-with-newslink-photos/458407/47 "2008-08-05T23:32:46Z")

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Score one for cryptozoology, then! Who would have imagined a new species of marine zombie raccoons?

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-beneath-the-sea-with-newslink-photos/458407/48 "2008-08-06T01:06:59Z")

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That’s a dead jackelope if I’ve ever seen one.

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**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-beneath-the-sea-with-newslink-photos/458407/49 "2008-08-06T01:10:11Z")

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[QUOTE=psycat90]  
[A few more pics.](http://amnesiablog.wordpress.com/2008/08/02/montauk-monster-pictures-real-or-viral-hoax/) .  
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Oh, that looks totally different. You can see tufts of grey and brown fur, and a much better view of the skull and teeth. The higher rez shot of hte original is helpful too, look at the whisps of grey hair by the side of its head and the long finger-like toes.

A well-built raccoon. If not for the long finger-like toes, I’d say “dog”, but the toes and the shape of the body look much more raccoony.

Kind of takes the fun out of guessing now. I was hoping for pages of wild speculation.

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**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-beneath-the-sea-with-newslink-photos/458407/50 "2008-08-06T04:28:07Z")

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[QUOTE=Earl Snake-Hips Tucker]  
Well, whaddaya know, [an actual animal expert](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10055793&postcount=4) actually called it right on Day One.  
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Go figure, huh? But I thought the link was worthwhile–it actually gave some explanation as to why a raccoon was a better bet than a dog, which was the other plausible possibility from the first set of pics.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-beneath-the-sea-with-newslink-photos/458407/51 "2008-08-06T04:51:09Z")

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[QUOTE=SCSimmons]  
[Here’s an actual palentological zoologist](http://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzoology/2008/08/the_montauk_monster.php) making a pretty good case for raccoon. (Dog is plausible as well, but he thinks the shape of the forehead and length of the fingers point away from that hypothesis.)  
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The feet always bothered me, I thought maybe the pads had just rotted off. But it sure looks like a dog when it’s on the other side. Heck, it looks like a completely different animal when it’s on the other side.

I wish when people find dead mysterious creatures that they would put something else in the picture for scale. There was a horsefly in one picture but there’s no standard in horsefly size, some are slightly bigger than a house fly and others are slightly smaller than a horse, so it couldn’t be used as a good judge of size.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-beneath-the-sea-with-newslink-photos/458407/52 "2008-08-06T05:02:00Z")

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Don’t know what it is, but it reminds me of [this little nugget.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACB_Dwzkew4)

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-beneath-the-sea-with-newslink-photos/458407/53 "2009-06-05T21:33:56Z")

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Deleted. Didn’t mean to resurrect a zombie.

[New thread started](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=520152).

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-beneath-the-sea-with-newslink-photos/458407/54 "2009-06-05T22:48:18Z")

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Zombies, sea raccoons, zombie sea raccoons…

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**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-beneath-the-sea-with-newslink-photos/458407/55 "2009-06-05T23:49:44Z")

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“Guess that mess. you guess it you can eat it for free”

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