# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/361 "2019-03-19T12:59:06Z")
\*\*Poll: Are you privileged or oppressed? Poll: How do YOU wipe your bum? \*\* Since I’m privileged, I have people who do that. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/362 "2019-03-19T13:42:02Z")
\*\* Mass shootings at mosques in New Zealand Human Nature is Inherently Stupid Anti-vaxxers are ignorant scumbags that kill children\*\* Stupid times two ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/363 "2019-03-19T13:45:57Z")
\*\*USA: a nation of arachnophobes? Anybody spend St. Patrick’s Day in Ireland?\*\* Wouldn’t that more likely appeal to ophidiophobes? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/364 "2019-03-19T14:11:38Z")
\*\* Why do hotels have ice machines? Bedbugs\*\* Ice machine are for the bedbugs? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/365 "2019-03-19T15:45:20Z")
\*\* The Vernal Equinox crosses this MMP Why did the Cow Cross the Road? To go to Chick-Fil-A\*\* There’s a cow jumping over the moon joke in there somewhere ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/366 "2019-03-19T17:36:06Z")
**Human Nature is Inherently Stupid Stupid Republican idea of the day The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/367 "2019-03-19T18:28:46Z")
**What do large animals do with their large brains? how hard is it to rip someone’s head off** It’s pretty hard if they have a large brain. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/368 "2019-03-19T20:03:40Z")
**What is the “Average American”? Modest inheritance- what frivolous thing to spend it on?** Sounds about average! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2019, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/369 "2019-03-23T12:46:22Z")
**Know anyone job hunting? or who wants a fun side gig? A Military Funeral** My punk rock tribute band needs a gig, and we do a terrific version of the Marines Hymn. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2019, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/370 "2019-03-23T13:20:37Z")
**Is Huawei a security threat? Is this the Asian Century that we’re living through?..** ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2019, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/371 "2019-03-24T22:45:36Z")
**Funny business names Snakes in the Basement** Ha ha ha! Is it a pet store? A foundation repair company? Who can tell, but it’s a Samuel L. Jackson reference and it’s motherf\*\*\*ing hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/372 "2019-03-25T15:45:29Z")
\*\* What would you do if you found out a close friend/family member was a pedophile? Tell server of mistake?\*\* He didn’t really download those videos, it’s the server’s fault! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/373 "2019-03-25T15:58:35Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > **Funny business names > Snakes in the Basement** > > Ha ha ha! Is it a pet store? A foundation repair company? An edgy bistro featuring the cuisine of Madagascar? In a related vein, I frequently drive by a vape shop called “Avail Vapor” and habitually misread the sign as “Anal Vapor”. :(:smack: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/374 "2019-03-25T17:02:47Z")
\*\* 100 colds at once My husband and I are at impasse (relationship-wise) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/375 "2019-03-25T17:07:44Z")
**What’s your worst trait that you are not going to change? What would you do if you found out a close friend/family member was a pedophile?** Since they are not going to change, I’d tell them please don’t act on it. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/376 "2019-03-25T18:04:04Z")
**Snakes in the Basement Introducing Max** Max, these are the snakes in the basement. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/377 "2019-03-25T19:20:04Z")
\*\*Let’s talk about time machines… Name a song that mentions a specific year in its lyrics (please read OP) \*\* ♫ _Let’s do the Time Warp again!_ ♫ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/378 "2019-03-25T19:58:47Z")
\*\* What’s your worst trait that you are not going to change? 100 colds at once\*\* It bugs people that I’m always coughing, sneezing, dripping and spewing, but I love getting plenty of space on the bus and subway. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/379 "2019-03-25T21:44:21Z")
\*\* The fine art of selling property Poll: Have you ever been (or are you now) homeless?\*\* :smack: I guess I should have also been looking for a new place to live for once I sold the old one! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/380 "2019-03-26T00:20:40Z")
**Where’s Bricker? Tales of Uber…** It’s the 21st Century update of Charlie and The MTA. _Did he ever return? No he never returned And his fate is still unlearn’d He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston He’s the man who never returned._ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=20)