# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/381 "2019-03-26T00:56:20Z")

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**crypt** [kript] _noun_ - a subterranean chamber or vault, especially one beneath the main floor of a church, used as a burial place, a location for secret meetings, etc.  
\*\*Stormy Daniels probably needs a new attorney. (Michael Avenatti arrested. Again.)  
It Came From The Crypt \*\*

So that’s where she got her lawyer.  
Do I get bonus points for using the sequential thread as one of the two?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/382 "2019-03-26T11:26:01Z")

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\*\*Understanding the logic of mathematical proofs

Question regarding animal math skills

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So can animals be logical?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/383 "2019-03-26T17:11:03Z")

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\*\* All Charges Against Jussie Smollett Dropped  
Scott Walker [musician] has died  
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Yes, it shocked me too,but not that much.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/384 "2019-03-27T12:15:12Z")

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\*\*How can Captain Marvel be a woman?

Pussy Galore

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/385 "2019-03-27T12:15:43Z")

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\*\* Those of you who are sick of us transgender people, what do you actually want us to do?  
Will having children solve climate change?\*\*

Good idea! And get that Middle East mess taken care of too, OK?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/386 "2019-03-27T13:34:56Z")

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**Has “In Search of…” et al ever found anything?  
Pussy Galore**

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/387 "2019-03-27T14:15:29Z")

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**Five days in Las Vegas, and I don’t gamble-what to do?**

**Tell me about your colonoscopy**

Yeah, that’ll kill some time.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/388 "2019-03-27T15:31:47Z")

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\*\*Australian dopers, what’s a “horror run”?

Beer Bellies  
\*\*  
All that Flesh … The Horror, The Horror!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/389 "2019-03-27T17:45:01Z")

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**Poll: Poll: Do you like to sneeze?  
What do you owe the Dope?**

Over the years while surfing the Dope, I figure I’ve suppressed 1,643 sneezes, 1,239 coughs, 840 belches and 3,072 farts. Get ready, here they come…

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/390 "2019-03-27T20:29:24Z")

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**Any Alternate to Amazon  
Snakes in the Basement.**

Hey, at least you won’t have to worry about them changing their terms of service every month.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/391 "2019-03-27T21:15:15Z")

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\*\* Has “In Search of…” et al ever found anything?

Love, Death, & Robots  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/392 "2019-03-28T13:53:48Z")

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\*\* Has “In Search of…” et al ever found anything?

Pussy Galore

\*\*  
They wish!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/393 "2019-03-28T14:01:13Z")

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**What’s the threshold for a firearm to be too dangerous?  
How dangerous do one’s surroundings have to be for everyday concealed-carry to be worth it?**

What’s more dangerous: The firearm or the surroundings? That is the question.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/394 "2019-03-28T21:34:34Z")

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\*\* Do people have an inherent right to enter another nation?  
The United States was built entirely on Stolen land: Yes or No\*\*

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/395 "2019-03-29T03:00:28Z")

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**Question regarding animal math skills  
If station gets 0 calls one day and 1 call the next, what percentage of an increase mathematically**

“Arf! Arf arf arf!”  
“What’s that, girl?”  
“Arf arf arf arf! Arf arf, arf arf arf! Arf arf arf!”  
“The question is basically trying to divide by zero, and is therefore mathematically undefined?”  
“Arf!”  
“_Good_ girl!”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/396 "2019-03-29T12:35:54Z")

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\*\* Does any organism eat human dandruff?  
How Dangerous is CO2 Build-Up in a Confined Space?\*\*

This is why you should never wear a baseball cap to bed. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/397 "2019-03-29T14:01:01Z")

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\*\* What’s the most unusual radio format you’ve ever encountered?  
Pussy Galore\*\*

They only play songs by female singers

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/398 "2019-03-29T15:08:47Z")

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**No, no – of course we didn’t name our product after that famous thing!  
Pussy Galore**

What exactly was that product, again?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/399 "2019-03-29T21:17:47Z")

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\*\* Beckdawrecks bad, bad, bad bomb. ( or, why did my world blow up?)  
Denny had a bad, bad, bad, day  
I dreamed about the SDMB last night\*\*

Was it a bad dream, or a bad, bad, bad dream?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/400 "2019-03-30T16:16:08Z")

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**Poll: What exactly is your current definition of the word “Nazi”?  
Water flossing VS string flossing + manual brush VS power brush**

Those power brushers are Nazis! NAZIS, I tell you!!!

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