# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2019, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/401 "2019-03-31T23:54:43Z")
\*\* Why are there so many more laws now than in the past? Have we finally hit a wall as a species?\*\* Yes, we can never progress due to all the laws. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/402 "2019-04-01T11:53:05Z")
\*\* I Had a Dream That I Was Married to Trump. the april fools mmp \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/403 "2019-04-01T13:53:16Z")
\*\*I Had a Dream That I Was Married to Trump. It Came From The Crypt \*\* And being married to Trump is more scary than being married to something from the crypt. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/404 "2019-04-01T22:41:33Z")
**Mass Killings in the United States 2019 It’s that day again!** Like, every other day? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/405 "2019-04-01T23:04:39Z")
**What DO you consider “Rich?” San Francisco** Yeah! Those damn California elites. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/406 "2019-04-02T01:03:21Z")
**How dangerous is a chainsaw to use? TMI: My rectum is on fire (anal fissure)** So… very dangerous? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/407 "2019-04-02T16:20:44Z")
**I am your king; you must come and pay homage I have a multifunction chair** I don’t want to know what you’re doing while “sitting on the throne”, king. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/408 "2019-04-02T16:38:20Z")
\*\* It looks like I’m building a house, advise? How do I build up my wrists?\*\* Build a house. Lots of wrist work in that! ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/409 "2019-04-02T19:25:23Z")
**Tell me why VEEP isn’t the worse show in history. Pussy Galore** That’s one way to get me to start watching. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/410 "2019-04-03T02:30:32Z")
**Tips: Vacation to Japan San Francisco** Oh, come on. You can be more constructive than _that_! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/411 "2019-04-03T14:04:40Z")
\*\* How do you define “hate speech”? Words We Pronounce Wrong But Nobody Cares What was Trump actually implying he did when he said he “grabb[ed] em by the pussy” \*\* Sounds like hate speech to me, but who cares what Trump implies? \*\* Top 10 Performance of the 70s? The Dead Don’t Die\*\* And we are grateful for that ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/412 "2019-04-03T21:40:53Z")
**I am your king; you must come and pay homage I Just Got Laid Off** _Vive la révolution!_ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/413 "2019-04-03T22:20:36Z")
**A fun Calvin and Hobbs twist How dangerous is a chainsaw to use?** Goodbye, imaginary friend. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2019, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/414 "2019-04-04T12:04:23Z")
\*\*Pussy Galore greatest entrances in movie history \*\* “My name is Pussy Galore.” “I must still be dreaming.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2019, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/415 "2019-04-04T16:08:07Z")
**Can a PET Scan Really Generate Positrons? Tastes From My Stomach That Just Won’t Go Away?** Take a swig of electrons, that’ll fix it. ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2019, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/416 "2019-04-04T16:42:44Z")
**asexual? Fuck it all** Umm… I don’t think that’s how it works. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/417 "2019-04-07T13:35:15Z")
**Boeing software fix for 737 Max Feasibility of giant parachutes to save plummeting commercial airliner** “Attention passengers, this is your pilot speaking. We’re not entirely sure this plane won’t suddenly start plummeting to earth, so the good folks at Boeing have retrofitted an enormous parachute to slow our descent. No worries, have a wonderful trip, and remember your seat backs can be used as a flotation device.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2019, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/418 "2019-04-08T12:14:43Z")
\*\* Sudden losses. So many. Share the grief. Is this the stupidest clickbait item yet?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2019, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/419 "2019-04-08T13:28:54Z")
\*\* Objection !! … Overruled !! … Exception !! Oldest phrases/expressions used in today’s English \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2019, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/420 "2019-04-08T14:19:31Z")
\*\*Anyone here have a fire pit? When my knees and feet feel better I plan to have some fun. \*\* DON’T DO IT!!! Fire-Walking may _SOUND_ like fun, but… \*\*Happy Anniversary to Us Just getting started \*\* That’s the Spirit! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=20) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=22)