# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2019, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/441 "2019-04-12T09:40:13Z")
\*\* “If you wish to leave you may” This could make for a horror story\*\* “… you wouldn’t like what’s outside the door, though.” ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2019, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/442 "2019-04-12T17:23:52Z")
\*\*So I think I’ve got a job Thanks for preparing for 3 days on this job interview but …\*\* I felt bad when I posted the former and found it right above the latter, but… it’s also kind of funny. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2019, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/443 "2019-04-12T22:13:06Z")
**So I think I’ve got a job I am your king; you must come and pay homage** So, did you, like, go to kinging school and get a degree in kinging and maybe spend a few years as a baron and a duke and so on, or is it all just nepotism? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2019, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/444 "2019-04-12T22:40:58Z")
**Sexual heresies. Felicity Huffman, Lori Loughlin indicted in Ivy League bribery scheme** This scandal is going WAAAAAAAAY deeper than anyone suspected. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2019, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/445 "2019-04-13T02:07:59Z")
**Is John Mace dead? So I think I’ve got a job** We don’t even know if he’s dead yet, and you’re taking his job? That’s _cold_, ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2019, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/446 "2019-04-13T13:00:06Z")
\*\* It’s kitten season and we need names What effects of global warming have you personally noticed?\*\* There you go - name the kitties Fireball, Storm and I’m Melting. **Sneezing all over the MMP Is John Mace dead?** That’s how it starts. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2019, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/447 "2019-04-13T13:43:50Z")
\*\* Did tall races of 8’ ever exist? Bones don’t lie Upbringing: Nature VS Nurture\*\* You need good genes and good food to be 8’ tall ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2019, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/448 "2019-04-14T13:19:53Z")
**Friend survived methanol ingestion…How? Kissing Grandma (Dead).** Yeah, Granny keeled right over, but my pal is doing fine. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2019, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/449 "2019-04-14T14:32:03Z")
\*\*So I think I’ve got a job How dangerous is a chainsaw to use?\*\* So, you’re a lumberjack now? That’s OK. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2019, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/450 "2019-04-14T15:23:08Z")
**Half your car across the line when the traffic light turns red Is there a limit to how much light can be redshifted?** That light was green, officer, you must have been moving too quickly away from it. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2019, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/451 "2019-04-14T16:14:49Z")
**Kissing Grandma (Dead). What can be done to avoid freezer burn?** Use plenty of Chap-Stick? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2019, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/452 "2019-04-15T12:40:04Z")
\*\* The Poetry of Donald J. Trump My bedroom is 11 ft by 12 ft, but the listing says 11ft by 13ft.\*\* Hey, you left out the best parts. _My bedroom is 11 ft by 12 ft but the listing says 11 ft by 13ft Now **that’s** collusion! So sad._ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2019, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/453 "2019-04-15T12:51:50Z")
\*\*What’s Your Alcohol Preference: Beer or Liquor? What’s For Dinner? (spring '19 edition) It’s all about the bread, man… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2019, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/454 "2019-04-15T14:12:03Z")
**This board needs… New car smell** Sure to revitalize the dope! ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2019, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/455 "2019-04-15T15:21:56Z")
**Spring Cleaning 2019, who’s on it? What’s your project(s)? Mass Killings in the United States 2019** [ul] [li]Lawyers[/li][li]the DMV[/li][li]Car salesmen[/li][/ul] :eek: _So_ many more choices… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2019, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/456 "2019-04-15T17:56:27Z")
\*\* Is cornbread bread or cake? It’s all about the bread, man…\*\* Right. It’s cornBREAD. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2019, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/457 "2019-04-16T01:28:02Z")
\*\*Examples of inventions that seem like a good idea but turned out to be worthless Question about MS Powerpoint \*\* 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2019, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/458 "2019-04-16T02:07:33Z")
**In a Perfect Day MMP Notre Dame on fire** The MMP is a cruel, evil thread. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2019, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/459 "2019-04-16T12:30:19Z")
**What’s the threshold for a firearm to be too dangerous? “Some people did something” quote** If some people did something with a firearm, it’s too dangerous. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2019, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/460 "2019-04-16T12:40:21Z")
**Why is America so fat? Gravity, its the law** If we just outlawed gravity, we wouldn’t weigh so much! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=24)