# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2019, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/461 "2019-04-16T13:48:20Z")
\*\* Mall of America Assault and Incel Crime? What’s the “next thing” in Islamic terrorism? Trump administration considered releasing illegal immigrants in sanctuary cities Why the racist anger toward minority groups\*\* Those four make a really good plot line for a book. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2019, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/462 "2019-04-16T14:04:21Z")
\*\* Which contraceptive methods prevent fertilization entirely, and not just pregnancy? Kissing Grandma (Dead).\*\* Yeah, nothing takes you out of the mood faster. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2019, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/463 "2019-04-16T14:36:34Z")
\*\* Regarding the Holocaust, what did we know and when did we know it? “Some people did something” quote\*\* That’s how neo-Nazis sum up the Holocaust ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2019, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/464 "2019-04-16T16:01:44Z")
\*\* Notre Dame on fire Endless wait for driving lessons. This is pathetic.\*\* Yeah, and those damn firefighters blocked the street so I can’t get to my favorite croissant shop. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2019, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/465 "2019-04-16T20:32:01Z")
\*\* Endless wait for driving lessons. This is pathetic. I’m thinking I want to start smelling nicer\*\* “O.K., so who wants to take Rasputin for his driving lesson? Anybody? Sorry sir, you’ll have to come back next week.” ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2019, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/466 "2019-04-17T05:29:40Z")
\*\*Just a normal real estate listing… Notre Dame on fire \*\* A really hot property! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2019, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/467 "2019-04-17T12:07:56Z")
From the main forum page: **This board needs… oak island treasure** Wow, think of all the new features and emoticons we could have! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2019, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/468 "2019-04-17T18:30:08Z")
\*\*Strange bird behavior Gravity, its the law \*\* That’s not behavior; it’s just falling. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2019, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/469 "2019-04-17T18:52:31Z")
\*\* What causes crooked or “sideways” mouths? Strange bird behavior \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2019, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/470 "2019-04-17T21:16:40Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > \*\*Strange bird behavior > > Gravity, its the law > \*\* > > That’s not behavior; it’s just falling. Flap your wings, morons! ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2019, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/471 "2019-04-18T02:26:10Z")
**Things Moclans tell their children Favourite Benny Hill Jokes** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2019, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/472 "2019-04-18T12:07:50Z")
\*\*Critter Cam out back. 2 dads, 1 mom: Bald eagles raising 3 young in rare single nest and you can watch \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2019, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/473 "2019-04-18T12:08:28Z")
\*\* How dangerous is it for a DIY with no iron pipe experience to un-couple and cap a gas pipe? All In The Name of…Mediocrity?\*\* And…savings! **Best place to purchase Euros? Do you trust your dentist?** He talks out the side of his mouth a lot, but I figured that was to hide the missing front teeth. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2019, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/474 "2019-04-18T12:17:13Z")
**Strange bird behavior The Queen’s Speech** That’s not a nice thing to call The Queen! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2019, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/475 "2019-04-18T12:48:31Z")
**The Queen’s Speech How does life insurance for old people work?** “It’s just that We are very concerned about Our son, Charles. He is 70 years old and he’s never even held a real job, and We are not getting any younger, you know. We would just like to make sure he is provided for when We are gone.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2019, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/476 "2019-04-18T16:42:17Z")
\*\* Man Caught Walking Into New York Cathedral With Full Gas Cans, Lighters I am baffled by this warning\*\* What part of “Don’t walk into New York Cathedral With Full Gas Cans, Lighters” baffles you? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2019, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/477 "2019-04-18T16:49:14Z")
\*\* You have superhuman strength now - how profit? Buying glasses online\*\* Because glasses will so hide your secret identity ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2019, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/478 "2019-04-18T20:31:42Z")
**Mueller report is done Anyone wanna talk banjo?** Cause now there’s nothing to talk about now that the report is done. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2019, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/479 "2019-04-20T14:33:49Z")
\*\* 420 day advertising Pharmaceutical commercials.\*\* Medical marijuana is legal, man. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2019, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/480 "2019-04-20T17:19:00Z")
**What’s the “next thing” in Islamic terrorism? Suicide should be legalized** “We could recruit lots more suicide bombers if they knew they wouldn’t be prosecuted.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=23) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=25)