# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2019, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/481 "2019-04-20T17:24:11Z")
**Why is America so fat? Strange bird behavior** There’s a raven who keeps bringing me Moon Pies, and I can’t get him to stop. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2019, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/482 "2019-04-20T20:33:32Z")
**My vision is getting worse, possible causes Why does my dog smell like pee?** That big fuzzy white thing? That wasn’t the toilet, that was Towser. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2019, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/483 "2019-04-20T21:44:03Z")
**Examples of inventions that seem like a good idea but turned out to be worthless “Fun” Cremation Urns** They weren’t really that much fun. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2019, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/484 "2019-04-20T22:59:24Z")
\*\* Northwest Passage question Why is America so fat?\*\* We could’ve squeezed through, if it wasn’t for that last quarter-pounder. ☹ > [@wolfpup](#): > > **My vision is getting worse, possible causes > Why does my dog smell like pee?** > > That big fuzzy white thing? That wasn’t the toilet, that was Towser. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2019, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/485 "2019-04-20T23:35:15Z")
\*\*long-term residents in hotels Who is this coffee-spitting woman? \*\* The difficult lives of the itinerant proletariat. \*\*Why you cannot take someone else’s ball(s) and go home Tourist unaware of the first rule of Australia \*\* First rule of Australia: Keep your hands to yourself! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2019, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/486 "2019-04-21T01:27:08Z")
\*\*What is the “statute of limitations” for expressing condolences for someone’s loss of a loved one? “Fun” Cremation Urns \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2019, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/487 "2019-04-21T14:48:59Z")
**Cowboy Action Shooting Question Best place to purchase Euros?** That was a key plot element in “The Good, The Bad, and the Mediocre Exchange Rate”. God, I hate these modern remakes. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2019, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/488 "2019-04-21T16:39:17Z")
**Why is America so fat? Strange bird behavior** [“It’s still hungry…and I’ve been stuffing worms into it all day.”](http://www.angelfire.com/fl/runfromtheduck/farside.html) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2019, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/489 "2019-04-21T16:58:21Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > **Cowboy Action Shooting Question > Best place to purchase Euros?** > > That was a key plot element in “The Good, The Bad, and the Mediocre Exchange Rate”. God, I hate these modern remakes. :mad: Still a better plot than Episode 1. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2019, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/490 "2019-04-21T17:42:31Z")
**Why is America so fat? Very Large Microchips** But they’re _so_ damn good. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/491 "2019-04-22T05:18:09Z")
**WA senator says nurses probably play cards much of the day Washington State senator is an idiot!** Yes. Yes, she is. (Those two threads are, in fact, actually about the same remark by the same state senator from Washington.) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/492 "2019-04-22T09:31:33Z")
\*\* Incel question Do you trust your dentist?\*\* No, 'cause his first name is Chad. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/493 "2019-04-22T18:29:13Z")
\*\* Pharmaceutical commercials. Help me pick a new name\*\* Eliquis if it’s a boy, Keytruda if it’s a girl. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/494 "2019-04-22T20:32:03Z")
\*\* What are you proud of today? Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies I’m a Super Hero!\*\* I don’t care who plays Threadkiller in the upcoming blockbuster movie, as long as it isn’t Will Ferrell. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/495 "2019-04-22T23:14:07Z")
\*\*So, how do we deal with retaliation if impeached? I have bees. \*\* Oooh, diabolical. I like it! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/496 "2019-04-23T00:15:06Z")
Separated by one: \*\* Do you trust your dentist? My dentist told me “You don’t have cancer” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/497 "2019-04-23T02:46:23Z")
**What are you proud of today? Washington State senator is an idiot!** Ha! Take _ **THAT** _, Oregonian Morans! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/498 "2019-04-23T13:04:00Z")
**How Do You Define ‘e’? Ch] Chalking Tires** It’s the derivative of the curve when you’re Ch-chalking tires. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/499 "2019-04-23T16:35:54Z")
\*\* Worst episode of Seinfeld is… The FULL Caesars dog food commercial \*\* It’s about _NOTHING!_ “No dog food for you!” – The Dog Food Nazi ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/500 "2019-04-23T16:37:41Z")
\*\*I have bees. I’m thinking I want to start smelling nicer \*\* Try to avoid smelling like a flower… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=26)