# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/501 "2019-04-24T13:16:40Z")

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**Cases where a populace has panicked  
Back when cell phones were forbidden in hospitals “because they interfered with equipment”…**

I think the populace panicked about cell phones.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/502 "2019-04-24T13:38:31Z")

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\*\* Movies that don’t care that the replacement doesn’t at all Resemble the Original  
“I never saw the movie, but I read the Mad parody”]b]

And they pointed out the replacement did not at all resemble the original

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/503 "2019-04-24T14:48:53Z")

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\*\* Were the any ways in which “the olden days” were better than today?  
What are your dearest pieces of old electric/electronical hardware?\*\*

Nothing beats listening to “Come Josephine In My Flying Machine” on my Victrola, though they give me funny looks at the airport. 😕

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/504 "2019-04-24T15:42:04Z")

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\*\* “Fun” Cremation Urns  
I’m a Super Hero!\*\*

AshMan rescues another boring funeral.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/505 "2019-04-24T17:19:47Z")

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**What do you wake up to?  
Uber Dreams**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/506 "2019-04-24T22:22:56Z")

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\*\* The sitting president of the United States of America tweeted this…  
The knives make me sad.\*\*

That’s one of the saner things he’s tweeted recently. :eek:

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2019, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/507 "2019-04-25T11:35:07Z")

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\*\* Ride a wild horse …

Girlfriend cant walk after orgasm  
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These would be SOOOOOOO much better if reversed…

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2019, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/508 "2019-04-25T12:18:51Z")

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\*\* Movies with ‘Quitting a Job’ as the Main Theme

Public information films

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[Silhouette of row of seat backs in foreground. Old, tattered 16 mm sound film begins to play, flutteringly, with titles saying “Encyclopedia Brittanica Films presents…”. Silhouette of Mike and the 'bots entering and sitting down]

Crow: Another Educational film! Yay!  
Title: “Quitting your job”  
Tom Servo: “The Richard Nixon Story”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2019, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/509 "2019-04-25T12:32:46Z")

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\*\*The Falsetto Playlist

Explain the Eurovision Song Competition to me  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2019, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/510 "2019-04-25T14:46:50Z")

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\*\*Strange bird behavior

Flight of the Phoenix - was the improvised rescue plane possible?  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2019, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/511 "2019-04-25T15:08:54Z")

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\*\*What’s For Dinner? (spring '19 edition)

Let’s talk “steak au poivre”.  
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“Hey! This _steak au poivre_ has pepper all over it!”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2019, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/512 "2019-04-25T16:03:23Z")

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\*\* Incel question  
What do you wake up to?\*\*

Probably a tossup between “Jessie’s Girl” and “Every Breath You Take”.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2019, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/513 "2019-04-25T17:31:28Z")

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**The sitting president of the United States of America tweeted this…  
What Shall I do in Halifax NS?**

It obviously wasn’t written by him.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2019, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/514 "2019-04-25T19:16:49Z")

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**You’re Invited! But, Is This Tacky?  
Head halter or front ring harness for large, enthusiastic dog – which is better?**

Neither: they’re both tacky if you require your guests to wear them.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2019, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/515 "2019-04-25T21:52:32Z")

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\*\* What’s in your medicine cabinet?  
“Fun” Cremation Urns\*\*

Be prepared! That’s the Boy Scouts Marching Song  
Be prepared! As through life you march along\*

\*Tom Lehrer

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2019, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/516 "2019-04-26T11:32:52Z")

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\*\* Ride a wild horse …

Critter Cam out back.

What Shall I do in Halifax NS?

I didn’t listen

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2019, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/517 "2019-04-26T12:31:19Z")

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\*\*More music like this?

Explain the Eurovision Song Competition to me

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2019, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/518 "2019-04-26T19:27:22Z")

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\*\* Chalking Tires

Spacesaver spare tire specifics

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Using chalk doesn’t save you any space; neither does leaving it off.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2019, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/519 "2019-04-27T14:02:18Z")

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\*\* Which Hell would be worse for you?  
How has the Trump administration negatively affected you?\*\*

It’s been hell.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2019, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/520 "2019-04-27T18:28:28Z")

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**I usually don’t approve of obscenities on clothing, but…  
What Shall I do in Halifax NS?**

Wearing a “Fuck Halifax” sweatshirt gets you a 20% discount at all the best restaurants.

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