# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2019, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/521 "2019-04-28T23:20:37Z")

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**California synagogue shooting (breaking)  
In which Sicks Ate does a thing that ends up costing him $12,500.**

Did they take away his permit too? ☹

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/522 "2019-04-29T12:34:35Z")

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\*\* Appalling Sanitary Practices of the Middle Ages  
I would like to see a new term for Universal Health Care/Coverage\*\*

Yeah, that’s kind of a turn-off. And it’s not going to be reassuring to have oxcarts passing by the O.R. with shouts of “Bring out your dead!”.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/523 "2019-04-29T13:18:12Z")

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\*\* NJ high school does a play version of Alien

shall I go see a Broadway play?  
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Why bother, when you can go to a High School in New Jersey and watch **Alien**?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/524 "2019-04-29T13:45:21Z")

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\*\* Have we finally hit a wall as a species?  
Drywall repair: Arrrrghhhh\*\*

You wouldn’t have to repair it if you didn’t keep hitting it.

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/525 "2019-04-29T16:30:04Z")

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Just spotted this pair:

\*\*Beckdawrek and the Siamese and a bad, bad, bad adventure!

Why do women feel a need to tell me their troubles?  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/526 "2019-04-29T17:19:01Z")

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\*\* is there any way to develop a “support system” when you’re middle-aged and “set in your ways”?  
Grandchildlandia!\*\*

They won’t think you’re set in your ways.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/527 "2019-04-29T18:14:31Z")

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\*\* Were the any ways in which “the olden days” were better than today?  
The Future is Always “Worse”\*\*

Well thanks, Grandpa. Anyone else want to weigh in?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/528 "2019-04-29T18:58:19Z")

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\*\* The Future is Always “Worse”

Drywall repair: Arrrrghhhh

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Back in My Day, Drywall Repair used to be easy!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/529 "2019-04-29T19:55:21Z")

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\*\* For Those who Know: How Satisfying is Prostitution?  
The Future is Always “Worse”\*\*

Except if it’s Arcturian, then it’s always satisfying.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/530 "2019-04-30T00:33:59Z")

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**What sucks about packing for a trip, for you?  
Kamala owns a gun "for personal safety"**

And it sucks when she has to pack it.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/531 "2019-04-30T12:13:11Z")

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\*\* Dr. Phil just roasted my college…  
I Find Your Lack Of Candy Disturbing\*\*

Make a note: next time Dr. Phil is the commencement speaker, better stock up on jelly beans and Snickers bars.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/532 "2019-04-30T14:09:24Z")

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\*\* Movies you’ve seen recently (Multi-page thread 1 2 3 4 5 6)  
Vodka slushie\*\*

Perfect name for a movie about a Russian serial killer.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/533 "2019-04-30T16:52:56Z")

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**Movies set primarily in bars  
Vodka slushie**

Perfect name for a movie about a Russian serial killer who picks up his victims in bars.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/534 "2019-04-30T18:08:52Z")

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\*\* Commercials you don’t hate  
shall I go see a Broadway play?  
Again with the annoying commercials!\*\*

“We’ll be back with Act Two of “Long Day’s Journey Into Night” after the cast performs these messages from Geico, Sprint and Vito’s Genuine New York Pizza.”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/535 "2019-04-30T21:05:32Z")

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**Am I the only one who dislikes more pizza toppings than likes?  
Rare books**

I definitely dislike pizza toppings more than I like rare books.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/536 "2019-04-30T23:02:41Z")

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**Speculate as to why my laptop’s dead?  
Loose fill asbestos**

It’s pretty nasty stuff.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/537 "2019-05-01T09:09:50Z")

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\*\*I replicated my cat

In which Sicks Ate does a thing that ends up costing him $12,500.  
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Really, you could have just got another cat for free from the pound.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/538 "2019-05-01T09:28:01Z")

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\*\*Could I drive to Russia? (North America to Russia)

Speculate on what happened to my truck\*\*  
I speculate that it fell into the Bering Strait.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/539 "2019-05-01T12:32:56Z")

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\*\* Lost my job, our nanny quit, so now I have to take my own kids to school like some jerk!

Long Rant about My Now Ex Roommate.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/540 "2019-05-01T16:26:09Z")

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\*\* Poor designs in everyday life  
Tell me about your colonoscopy\*\*

In the butt, Bob

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