# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/541 "2019-05-01T19:27:18Z")
\*\* Least stupid major conspiracy theory ? Tell me about compression socks for edema\*\* Wear those things too long and the backpressure will force cerebrospinal fluid to gush out of your ears and you’ll die. It’s part of the plan by Big Pharma and Bill Gates to depopulate the earth. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/542 "2019-05-01T20:45:37Z")
\*\*Is it true that marijuana is stronger today than in the past? How in the HELL do you put a lein on the wrong person’s house!?\*\* The quality of weed today is, like, awesome, man! Just awesome! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/543 "2019-05-01T20:46:42Z")
\*\* The Future is Always “Worse” eBay, once wonderful, now, not so much\*\* In fact you could say it’s “worse” ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/544 "2019-05-01T22:05:02Z")
Back to back in my subscribed threads: \*\*If you could design a perfect video game Borderlands 3 reveal presentation on now\*\* I’m not sayin, I’m just sayin… ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/545 "2019-05-01T22:07:11Z")
**Beckdawrek and the Siamese and a bad, bad, bad adventure! I replicated my cat** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2019, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/546 "2019-05-02T13:27:46Z")
\*\*Why does the Night King wear boots and a jacket? What’s a mid-40’s guy to wear in the evening for a summer ? Lose the boots and jacket. Too Night King. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2019, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/547 "2019-05-03T17:14:51Z")
\*\* …In which Beowulff prepares to fight his perpetual enemy The Emperor of Japan has abdicated\*\* I’m not familiar with that part of the story. It must’ve been damaged in the Cotton Library fire, or something. Too bad, I’d _pay_ to see **Beowulff vs. The Emperor of Japan** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/548 "2019-05-03T18:39:59Z")
\*\* Speculate as to why my laptop’s dead? Speculate on what happened to my truck \*\* Maybe the truck ran over the laptop, and the tire got punctured by the jagged edges? Just speculating. ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2019, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/549 "2019-05-03T20:59:50Z")
**Salt Vodka slushie** Russians invented the margarita! ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2019, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/550 "2019-05-03T23:32:46Z")
**Question about cricket ball velocity. (Physics question) Speculate as to why my laptop’s dead?** From a physics standpoint, the velocity of a cricket ball – and hence its kinetic energy – can be quite high. Leave your laptop at home. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2019, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/551 "2019-05-04T12:59:16Z")
**Is John Mace dead? Critter Cam out back.** Wait…nope, no sightings. And I put out a fresh bowl of kibble for him, too. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2019, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/552 "2019-05-04T19:21:57Z")
**Happy Star Wars Day! The Emperor of Japan has abdicated** So, there is no need to take your weapon and strike him down with all your hatred. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2019, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/553 "2019-05-04T22:11:09Z")
**Please don’t wish every woman you see tomorrow a happy Mother’s Day Customer service? I don’t do customer service!** If they don’t put cash in the tip jar I generally tell 'em “Have a shitty day” or “Rot in hell”. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2019, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/554 "2019-05-05T13:32:22Z")
**What was the worst joke you ever heard in your life? Has anyone here ever made a living day trading** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2019, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/555 "2019-05-06T11:51:39Z")
\*\*How long do neurotransmitters take to go through their cycle? How to slow grass growth \*\* Screw around with their neurotransmitters! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2019, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/556 "2019-05-06T13:02:18Z")
\*\*If you use something for free do you/should you get to criticize/complain about its faults? Why is prostitution illegal? \*\* Forget about illegal, this is why prostitution isn’t free! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2019, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/557 "2019-05-06T13:32:52Z")
\*\* How to slow grass growth Is there really a difference in marijuana varieties? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2019, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/558 "2019-05-06T14:38:19Z")
**The odds of a smoker dying from smoking Rockets from Gaza** It’s the blast that kills him. The smoking comes after. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2019, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/559 "2019-05-06T15:13:19Z")
\*\* Thanos maybe had a good idea but… Dentists? Dental Hygenists? Need your input\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2019, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/560 "2019-05-06T15:55:07Z")
\*\* Atheists , how could God prove to you he exists? Objectively, how good is the U.S. economy right now?\*\* It’s good, but not _that_ good. Get unemployment down to zero and then we’ll see. :dubious: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=27) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=29)