# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2019, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/561 "2019-05-06T16:01:34Z")

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**Thanos maybe had a good idea but…  
eBay, once wonderful, now, not so much**

Yeah, the feedback system has gone too far with this business of “get a bad rating, crumble into dust”.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2019, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/562 "2019-05-06T16:57:11Z")

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\*\* Songs about food or cooking  
Why buy red grapes with seeds?\*\*

When the seedless meet all your needs  
And you can open them with ease.  
Don’t need all those stupid seeds.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/563 "2019-05-07T12:21:22Z")

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\*\* Am I the only one who dislikes more pizza toppings than likes?

seaweed salad.  
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/564 "2019-05-07T16:36:43Z")

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\*\* Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies (Multi-page thread 1 2 3 4 5 6 … Last Page)  
Funeral attendance\*\*

For dead threads? I don’t think so.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/565 "2019-05-07T16:41:32Z")

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\*\* Is This Sexist? A question about writing  
Dentists? Dental Hygenists? Need your input\*\*

“A toothsome wench, she had the most erogenous molars I’ve ever seen, and her bicuspids were to die for.” Um, maybe dial it back a bit. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/566 "2019-05-07T16:48:02Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> \*\* Is This Sexist? A question about writing  
> Dentists? Dental Hygenists? Need your input\*\*
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> “A toothsome wench, she had the most erogenous molars I’ve ever seen, and her bicuspids were to die for.” Um, maybe dial it back a bit. :dubious:

“Hey! My eyeteeth are up here!”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/567 "2019-05-07T21:01:31Z")

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\*\* What will the Republican Party be like post-Trump?  
Is touching co-workers OK?\*\*

It is if you’re rich and famous, then they’ll just let you!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/568 "2019-05-07T21:47:12Z")

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\*\* are neurotransmitters present in circulating blood  
Do bugs have emotions?\*\*

Smoke enough meth, and the mosquitoes that bite you are gonna act pretty darn crazy.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2019, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/569 "2019-05-08T13:47:27Z")

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\*\*How Were Things Wrapped In the “Olden Days”?

Can we please bring back traditional white nurses uniforms???  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2019, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/570 "2019-05-09T12:10:13Z")

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\*\* What is the strangest thing you ever found in your freezer?  
Are Canadians generally nicer than Americans?\*\*

Canadians do tend to stay tender and flavorful longer under freezer conditions.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2019, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/571 "2019-05-09T13:38:42Z")

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**My wife got tickets to “Hamilton”  
What is the strangest thing you ever found in your freezer?**

I would like to borrow your freezer

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**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2019, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/572 "2019-05-09T14:54:52Z")

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**Are Canadians generally nicer than Americans?**  
**Mass Killings in the United States 2019**

I’d say the evidence is pointing to ‘Yes.’

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2019, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/573 "2019-05-09T16:09:34Z")

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\*\* What is the strangest thing you ever found in your freezer?  
Scammy sounding e-mail, but is it?\*\*

If you open your freezer and there’s an e-mail from “Megan” promising Giant Erections, it’s probably a scam.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2019, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/574 "2019-05-09T16:23:48Z")

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\*\* Is touching co-workers OK?  
Why has the military sexual assault rate jumped nearly 40%?\*\*

Because some higher upper man ruled touching co-workers is always OK.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2019, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/575 "2019-05-09T17:16:45Z")

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**How has President Trump pissed you off today?  
Racism in the UK rears its ugly head again**

Thanks, Trump!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2019, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/576 "2019-05-09T17:32:14Z")

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\*\* Is the Met Gala kinda gross?  
What do couples that can’t afford daycare end up doing\*\*

Bill and Melinda Gates lost a bundle on zinc futures, so they’ll have to stay at home eating Kraft macaroni and cheese out of a tub. ☹

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2019, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/577 "2019-05-09T18:00:06Z")

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\*\* Songs about singing songs  
Songs with female names in the title  
“Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!”\*\*

MR. Kite? It needs a rewrite

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2019, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/578 "2019-05-10T02:23:53Z")

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\*\* What is the strangest thing you ever found in your freezer?

Is Minnesota really that cold?

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2019, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/579 "2019-05-10T02:41:39Z")

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\*\*Plumbing problem  
Slang Words for Penis in Other Languages \*\*

The wife, discussing the issue confidentially with her girlfriend the next day, expresses her frustrations in Latin: lumbinpay roblempay

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2019, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/580 "2019-05-10T12:22:38Z")

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**Made up band names A-Z  
Scandalous Jujube flavors**

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