# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2019, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/581 "2019-05-10T15:07:35Z")

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\*\*What is the strangest thing you ever found in your freezer?

Found Money\*\*

Asked and answered.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2019, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/582 "2019-05-10T17:08:25Z")

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\*\* Scandalous Jujube flavors  
One of the downsides to living in the desert\*\*

Hey, Scorpion and Horse With No Name are two of my favorite flavors!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2019, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/583 "2019-05-11T13:59:56Z")

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\*\* Brits, what do you wear when dressing casually?  
Tempurpedic mattresses?\*\*

They’re good protection against sharp elbows when you’re riding on the Tube.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2019, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/584 "2019-05-11T16:35:05Z")

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**Can we please bring back traditional white nurses uniforms???   
Nurse, I did not give you permission to be rude to me.**

Maybe if you stop telling them how to dress, they wouldn’t call you a meddlesome irritating dickhead.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2019, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/585 "2019-05-11T19:51:09Z")

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From the Forums page:

**Can I grow poppies?  
May Flowers in the MMP**

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2019, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/586 "2019-05-11T21:46:31Z")

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**How has the Trump administration negatively affected you?  
Any suggestions for getting an old dog to eat?**

This old dog totally lost the will to live after the election.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2019, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/587 "2019-05-11T22:39:41Z")

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**The smallest town you have seen a hooker in?  
Opinions re: workplace privacy - reason for absence**

Sometimes it’s better not to know.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2019, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/588 "2019-05-12T13:19:51Z")

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**Help! Put green coolant into motor that has orange coolant  
Oil Spill in Garage - Now What?**

You know, honey, maybe it wasn’t the best idea to get your brother to come work on our car. ☹

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2019, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/589 "2019-05-13T12:30:55Z")

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**Please don’t wish every woman you see tomorrow a happy Mother’s Day  
Beckdawrek is a bad, bad, bad Mother.**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2019, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/590 "2019-05-14T17:26:35Z")

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\*\* Nursing homes: as sleazy as ever?  
Medical Marijuana discussion thread\*\*

Sleezy? Who cares? They give us this stuff and let us smoke it inside.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2019, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/591 "2019-05-14T18:42:21Z")

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**Who do you think will be the next _big_ celebrity to die?  
Tim Conway Dead at 85**

Sorry. Doris Day beat him to death.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2019, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/592 "2019-05-14T21:07:10Z")

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**Zōri vs. flip-flops  
Buddhism feels like a chain for me**

If you converted to Catholicism, you could wear black cordovan loafers. 🙂

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2019, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/593 "2019-05-15T03:04:12Z")

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**Nursing homes: as sleazy as ever?  
Nurse, I did not give you permission to be rude to me.**

Asked and answered, I guess.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2019, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/594 "2019-05-15T12:15:52Z")

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\*\* Dinosaur tail discovered trapped in amber

What is the strangest thing you ever found in your freezer?\*\*  
"Honey, how old is this dinosaur tail in the freezer? It’s hard as a rock!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2019, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/595 "2019-05-15T13:40:01Z")

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**What’s the Big Deal About Shakespeare?  
Does the term “full English” get used outside UK?**

The big deal about Shakespeare is that he was full English.

\*\* Have you had your Tiliacora triandra infusion today?  
Now they are trying to poison me!  
Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies\*\*

We lose more posters from Tillacora triandra infusion poison than anything else. They are the last poster, and then they die.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2019, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/596 "2019-05-15T14:11:15Z")

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**Writing to prison inmates as pen pals - what to be mindful of?  
Unsolved mysteries and murders**

If the inmate writes about a murder, tell the police.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2019, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/597 "2019-05-15T17:03:35Z")

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\*\*Someone is watching me… Google

Now they are trying to poison me!

So I woke up with my shirt on backwards and inside-out this morning…

\*\*

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2019, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/598 "2019-05-15T17:52:29Z")

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**I miss the uniqueness of the 19XX decades  
Not just for 20 minutes in 1960.**

The twentieth century was a great time to be alive, but man, I will NEVER forget those 20 minutes in 1960!

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2019, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/599 "2019-05-15T18:20:35Z")

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**Why do my farts smell like the place I work?  
Question about people wearing surgical masks**

I imagine they’re just trying to get through the day. Only management gets actual gas masks.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2019, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/600 "2019-05-15T19:45:54Z")

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**Predict the next war(s)  
“Toxic masculinity” and “toxic femininity.” Real things or sexist mumbo-jumbo.**

The next war is going to be men vs. women, and it’s going to involve a lot of toxins.

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