# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2019, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/601 "2019-05-16T01:05:55Z")
\*\* Now they are trying to poison me! What is the strangest thing you ever found in your freezer?\*\* Relax, it’s just a really old meatloaf…or maybe that piece of chocolate cake from the Y2K party…:dubious::eek: ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2019, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/602 "2019-05-16T17:56:52Z")
**I’ve started a YouTube channel focused on cybersecurity. Descending into the Marianas Trench** It would suck if someone hacked your submersible’s grabber claw just before your got to the bottom. **Descending into the Marianas Trench Someone is watching me… Google** They’re frickin’ _everywhere_! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2019, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/603 "2019-05-16T19:51:55Z")
\*\* Everest: Just Don’t Do It Descending into the Marianas Trench \*\* Highest point. lowest point – make up your mind. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/604 "2019-05-17T13:22:53Z")
\*\* Who do you think will be the next _big_ celebrity to die? Woodstock 50 may not happen\*\* Woodstock was big, but not a celbrity ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/605 "2019-05-17T13:53:15Z")
\*\*Guys: Smoking/Masturbation It Came From The Crypt \*\* …while smoking! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/606 "2019-05-17T14:12:00Z")
**Are name brand items better than cheaper options? (Dollar Tree vs. Name Brand Stores) Now they are trying to poison me!** With knock-off cheap items ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/607 "2019-05-17T18:37:56Z")
**The Emperor of Japan has abdicated Welcome to Canadoper Pub, 2019!** Have a seat Emperor, take your slippers off, we’re all nice people here. Sorry, no sake, but we got plenty of Molson on tap. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/608 "2019-05-18T00:07:47Z")
\*\*When you think of a thong you think of…? License plate covers \*\* Me, too. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/609 "2019-05-18T01:34:38Z")
**Question for parents: making babies Banned from Twitter—for life?** There are some activities that just aren’t suitable for live streaming on Twitter.Try Facebook instead. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/610 "2019-05-18T13:26:40Z")
**"Green Bags" Anyone used something like this? What the heck is going on with our school lunch program?** STFU and eat your endive and broccoli, kid. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/611 "2019-05-18T16:55:04Z")
**Where do all these porn actors come from?** **Tool guys, help finding tool** Based on their films, they don’t seem to need any help finding it. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/612 "2019-05-18T22:57:47Z")
**Georgia governor signs strictest abortion bill in nation Why did we free the slaves?** Things are getting a bit out of hand in Georgia. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2019, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/613 "2019-05-20T12:29:22Z")
\*\* Beckdawrek is a bad, bad, bad hunter! Bad bad VOW has been around Beckdawrek too much! \*\* Stop hanging around VOW, then! ---
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2019, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/614 "2019-05-20T15:39:33Z")
“When buying in quantity” “Let’s talk Viagra!” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2019, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/615 "2019-05-20T19:13:21Z")
**Let’s talk about going to the drive-in movie theater How dangerous is a chainsaw to use?** Um… What are you planning? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2019, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/616 "2019-05-21T11:42:34Z")
Separated by one: \*\* What is the minimum alcohol by volume % necessary to kill pathogens in liquids There was…something…in my beer. \*\* Three point two ain’t gonna kill “something”. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2019, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/617 "2019-05-21T15:58:14Z")
\*\*The percentage of parents who truly love their kids “I didn’t mean to!” Court case where I am the “victim” \*\* It’s not my fault, Your Honour! They trapped me into ‘loving’ them! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2019, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/618 "2019-05-21T18:37:21Z")
\*\*Would you agree that most people these days feel rushed & are impatient? Let’s talk Viagra! \*\* “Impatient,” not “Impotent!” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2019, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/619 "2019-05-21T20:36:34Z")
**Why plastic bag bans aren’t as great as everyone thinks Let’s talk Viagra!** Viagra: even better with a plastic bag over your head! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2019, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/620 "2019-05-21T23:12:03Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > \*\*Would you agree that most people these days feel rushed & are impatient? > > Let’s talk Viagra! > > \*\* > > “Impatient,” not “Impotent!” Nice one! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=30) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=32)