# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2019, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/621 "2019-05-22T00:39:07Z")

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\*\* Velocity’s bad, bad, bad dryer machine situation

Stuck in a chair  
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That does sound Bad.

Is it one of those salon hair dryers?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2019, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/622 "2019-05-22T12:04:59Z")

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**Stuck in a chair  
Let’s talk Viagra!**

It’s gonna take more than that.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2019, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/623 "2019-05-22T13:14:51Z")

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**What would make Trumps base supporters turn on him?  
Comfortable reading position**

I’m not turning on you, I just need a more comfortable reading position!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2019, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/624 "2019-05-22T13:22:24Z")

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\*\* Question for parents: making babies  
Polyamorous people\*\*

It only takes two amorous people to make a baby

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2019, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/625 "2019-05-22T13:57:44Z")

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\*\* What is the minimum alcohol by volume % necessary to kill pathogens in liquids  
There was…something…in my beer.\*\*

I hope the alcohol killed it.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2019, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/626 "2019-05-22T15:35:05Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> \*\* What is the minimum alcohol by volume % necessary to kill pathogens in liquids  
> There was…something…in my beer.\*\*
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> I hope the alcohol killed it.

Already posted as #639

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2019, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/627 "2019-05-22T19:30:14Z")

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**More cuteness than the human mind can handle?  
When buying in quantity**

So stop buying your cute things in quantity!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2019, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/628 "2019-05-22T20:25:00Z")

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**Help me name a game store! Bring it on!  
Polyamorous people**

It would bring in people, at least.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2019, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/629 "2019-05-22T20:39:45Z")

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**Where do all these porn actors come from?  
New tile job in bathroom cracking**

Hi ma’am, I’ve come to fill in your crack in the bathroom.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2019, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/630 "2019-05-22T21:16:49Z")

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**What would make Trumps base supporters turn on him?  
Polyamorous people**

They do have _some_ standards, you know.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2019, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/631 "2019-05-22T22:36:43Z")

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**Polyamorous people  
Buddhism feels like a chain for me**

That’s nothing, wait’ll Orthodox Judaism gets wind of it. ☹

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2019, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/632 "2019-05-23T02:29:32Z")

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**Much Ado About Monty Python  
Off to see John Cleese in half an hour.**

Albatross!

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2019, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/633 "2019-05-23T05:22:31Z")

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**Where do all these porn actors come from?  
Opening small home based business in California - need help**

Filming porn?:dubious:

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2019, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/634 "2019-05-23T11:52:25Z")

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\*\* Home Maintainence Question

New tile job in bathroom cracking

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2019, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/635 "2019-05-23T12:00:45Z")

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**What would be the best country for a fed-up American to move to?  
"I didn’t mean to!"**

Well, I hear springtime is lovely in Ulan Bator.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2019, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/636 "2019-05-23T14:08:30Z")

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**Polyamorous people**  
Poll: **Do You Have A “Spot” in Your Living Room?**

“Alice! Bob! So glad you two could come by! So, this is our ‘Special Couch’, if you know what I mean! _Wink wink nudge nudge!_”

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2019, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/637 "2019-05-23T17:44:20Z")

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\*\* Attending any weddings this summer?  
Everest: Just Don’t Do It\*\*

Way to stop the Everest wedding.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2019, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/638 "2019-05-23T18:04:46Z")

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**Is it an universal that the smell of other adult people‘s sh\*t is more nauseating than one‘s own?  
NYC to Montreal on Amtrak**

I wouldn’t know, I never sit in the Shit Car.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2019, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/639 "2019-05-23T20:04:50Z")

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\*\* What the heck is going on with our school lunch program?

Don’t do nice things for people because it will cause resentment in others?

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How about if the School Lunch is _terrible_?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2019, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/640 "2019-05-24T14:09:00Z")

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**What is the relationship between you and the most distant LIVING relative you know of?  
Britsh royalty vs. the Kardashians**

Jeez, I hope it’s _real_ distant. :eek:

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