# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/661 "2019-05-30T17:10:25Z")
**Anyone have any novel theories on why my utility bills are so high? Does the statement “the door was closed over” mean anything to you?** Yeah, fully close your door, geesh! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/662 "2019-05-30T17:12:25Z")
\*\* Hit Songs in Bad Taste Ways to eat Cool Whip\*\* The first modern topping with that good old fashioned taste. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/663 "2019-05-30T17:33:01Z")
\*\* Hit Songs in Bad Taste Salad cream?\*\* Tossed salad anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/664 "2019-05-30T19:11:00Z")
\*\* I survived my soup! RIP Murray Gell-Mann\*\* Should’ve laid off the crackers, Murray. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2019, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/665 "2019-05-31T13:31:35Z")
\*\*Hit Songs in Bad Taste Songs about food or cooking \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2019, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/666 "2019-05-31T16:04:35Z")
\*\* how or when did goats become evil? The Strange Case of Klaus von Bulow\*\* There was the unfortunate business with Sunny. But when Klaus ate his way through my vegetable patch, that was the last straw. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2019, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/667 "2019-05-31T18:02:35Z")
\*\* Where do all these porn actors come from? How are these simple animated videos made?\*\* Please! I want to remember Marge Simpson as a nice, wholesome girl. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2019, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/668 "2019-05-31T21:03:13Z")
\*\* I Believe My [Adult] Cat Recognizes His Mother And Hangs Out With Her Anyone have experience with gabapentin for cat aggression? \*\* “I thought I kicked you out years ago!” _swat_ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2019, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/669 "2019-06-01T22:19:16Z")
\*\* Poll: Hypothetical: The parasitic twin Poll: Hypothetical: The conjoined twins.\*\* If we’re talking about tag-team wrestling, my money’s on the conjoined twins. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2019, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/670 "2019-06-01T23:37:05Z")
**Porn is gradually becoming ridiculous So… did Texas really just do away with plumbing codes?** Yep. Storylines where the plumber expounds on the materials required by the plumbing code were thought to be a little ridiculous. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2019, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/671 "2019-06-02T22:32:11Z")
\*\* Is it Possible To Disguise Yourself From A Person Who Knows You Well? Shaving your legs with an electric shaver\*\* Bob, I never realized it was you! Your legs - so hairless and smooth!!! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/672 "2019-06-03T13:55:51Z")
\*\* Propane powered cannon mouse trap. Today’s “Wild Kingdom” encounter.\*\* Safaris aren’t what they used to be. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/673 "2019-06-03T13:57:03Z")
**Anyone go inside and order at McDonald’s recently? Hit Songs in Bad Taste** But lately I have been spotted with a Big Mac on my breath… ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/674 "2019-06-03T14:10:19Z")
\*\*Cost of building a new nuclear power plant vs expanding existing plants Could a nuclear power plant be used as a dirty bomb? \*\* Didn’t know we had a Bond villain on the board. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/675 "2019-06-03T16:07:24Z")
\*\* What is this dead animal? Warning: Graphic image. Emotional support animal question\*\* No, you may NOT take that stinky dead opossum on the plane, even if it “relaxes” you. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/676 "2019-06-03T17:28:42Z")
**Apple shutting down iTunes (?)!! Shoot me now!! Apple varieties** You can cross “iTunes” off the list (but no shooting, please) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/677 "2019-06-03T18:06:06Z")
\*\* Porn is gradually becoming ridiculous Nursing homes: as sleazy as ever? \*\* The nursing home sleazy porn versions are becoming ridiculous. “Debbie Does Dallas Dementia Dudes”? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/678 "2019-06-03T20:24:42Z")
\*\* Do Animals Have a Sense of Humor? Is Fox News really all that bad?\*\* When raccoons start pointing and laughing, it may be time to rethink the ol’ mission statement. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/679 "2019-06-04T00:07:54Z")
**Help settle a disagreement… how do you eat? that Stranger On A Train** Whuh? Need a wine pairing for your beans? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/680 "2019-06-04T12:13:28Z")
**Apple shutting down iTunes (?)!! Shoot me now!! Songs where narrator dies** Don’t you mean _lack of songs_ where narrator dies? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=33) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=35)