# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 35

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/681 "2019-06-04T13:52:27Z")

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**Today’s “Wild Kingdom” encounter.  
Porn is gradually becoming ridiculous**

I don’t know whether to laugh or be disgusted.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/682 "2019-06-04T17:41:43Z")

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\*\* Porn is gradually becoming ridiculous  
Televangelist Kenneth Copeland is Coco for Cocoa Puffs.\*\*

Sounds like porn to me: White televangelist and the African-American whore he’s “saving.”

Of course, porn is gradually becoming ridiculous" works with all thread titles. If you know what I mean.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/683 "2019-06-04T18:30:00Z")

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\*\* Poll: How do you feel about clowns?  
Poll: Is the atheist worldview depressing?\*\*

Thirteen clowns piling out of a tiny car chanting “There is no God!” is kind of a downer. ☹

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/684 "2019-06-04T19:02:20Z")

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**What happens to Commodities During Deflationary Periods?  
Anti-investing?**

Pretty much.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/685 "2019-06-04T19:21:51Z")

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\*\* Dangerous Driving Hypothetical  
Anyone else starting to get “concern fatigue”?\*\*

I’m starting to not give a shit when my car drifts over the center line.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/686 "2019-06-04T23:38:07Z")

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\*\* Help settle a disagreement… how do you eat?  
Whopper Loans\*\*

“I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/687 "2019-06-05T00:56:49Z")

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**Help settle a disagreement… how do you eat?  
Poll: How do you feel about clowns?**

They taste funny.

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/688 "2019-06-05T03:20:10Z")

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**Porn is gradually becoming ridiculous  
Why does a father/daughter relationship seem “stronger” than a mother/son?**

It’s definitely ridiculous when you start comparing the “relative” strengths of those, ahem, relationships.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/689 "2019-06-05T11:17:04Z")

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**So what are these weird black masses (erroneously called “tick nests”) on the forest floor?  
Tumor burgers?**

_Ew!_

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/690 "2019-06-05T12:52:16Z")

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\*\* What kinds of things do you keep in your attic?  
Poll: How do you feel about clowns?\*\*

They hide behind the winter clothes and bric-a-brac, and jump out at me. I don’t like it. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/691 "2019-06-05T13:54:03Z")

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\*\*Count DOWN FROM 1,000,000 “game” thread  
Count in binary.  
Count To A Million Thread! \*\*

What were three ideas rejected for a sequence featuring Sesame Streets The Count, Alex?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/692 "2019-06-05T14:08:53Z")

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**according to a satabase the most favored ice cream is …  
Salt on Melons (esp. Water Melon)**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/693 "2019-06-05T14:16:20Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> \*\* What kinds of things do you keep in your attic?  
> Poll: How do you feel about clowns?\*\*
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> They hide behind the winter clothes and bric-a-brac, and jump out at me. I don’t like it. :mad:

Well known from V.C. Andrews’ popular series of _Clowns in the Attic_ books.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/694 "2019-06-05T14:45:34Z")

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\*\* Songs with an ecological message  
Songs where narrator dies\*\*

I think the Ramones had one called “I Wanna Be Composted”.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/695 "2019-06-05T15:37:43Z")

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\*\* Do Dyna Trap insect traps work well?  
What is this writhing mass of insects in my tree?\*\*

Too well, apparently. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/696 "2019-06-05T16:51:01Z")

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For the trifecta:

\*\* Do Dyna Trap insect traps work well?  
What is this writhing mass of insects in my tree?  
So what are these weird black masses (erroneously called “tick nests”) on the forest floor?\*\*

You are bugging me out. Stop it!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/697 "2019-06-05T18:10:02Z")

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\*\* Wonderfully funny business names  
Mass Killings in the United States 2019\*\*

Only fast-food joint I know that offers “Burger And A Shot”, and has a “Drive-By” instead of a “Drive-Through”. Stop, you’re killing me! 😃

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/698 "2019-06-05T19:45:11Z")

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\*\* What is this writhing mass of insects in my tree?  
Emotional support animal question\*\*

_ **No.** _

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**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/699 "2019-06-06T01:45:30Z")

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**What kinds of things do you keep in your attic?  
How do you feel about clowns?**  
The attic is full of clowns. I…don’t go to the attic anymore.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/700 "2019-06-06T13:42:30Z")

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\*\* What is so great about a Mercedes?  
Whopper Loans\*\*

How is that “great”?

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