# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/701 "2019-06-06T14:46:50Z")

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\*\* Believe Jesus is Lord = normal, believe David Koresh is Lord = wacko. Why?  
Does religion have a place in public debate?  
WWJD Re: Gay People.\*\*

WWKD?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/702 "2019-06-06T16:03:34Z")

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\*\* Something You Thought Would be Awful But It Turned Out to Be Great  
Is laundry detergent OK to mix?\*\*

It sure adds a lot more “fizz” to your rum and coke.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/703 "2019-06-06T16:17:57Z")

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\*\* US weapons in WWII  
Tumor burgers?\*\*

“Surrender, or we’ll blast your position with giant cystic teratomas!”  
“Aieeee!”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/704 "2019-06-06T17:36:01Z")

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\*\* Elementary school nail hygeine  
US weapons in WWII\*\*

Ah yes, the Nail-Biting 3056th (a.k.a. Screaming Third-Graders). They were the true unsung heroes of D-Day.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/705 "2019-06-06T19:14:25Z")

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**Anyone go inside and order at McDonald’s recently?  
Poll: How do you feel about clowns?**

I don’t go in there, I hate even seeing pictures of Ronald McDonald.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/706 "2019-06-07T14:05:42Z")

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**Poll: Are ocean cruises white trash vacations?  
How much do you do on the very last day of vacation (departure day)?**

I empty my spittoon over the side and smoke a bunch of meth. Then maybe take a dump on the poop deck. I just _loves_ Carnival Cruises!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/707 "2019-06-07T15:49:31Z")

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\*\* Puzzling things that people do

I understand why people abandon their cats now. Not sure what to do.  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/708 "2019-06-07T16:02:53Z")

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\*\* Where does tariff money go?  
Tumor burgers?\*\*

Yes, with the dough raised from tariffs, the Trumps are holding a 4th of July Tumor Barbecue in the Rose Garden, and we’re all invited.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/709 "2019-06-07T21:12:30Z")

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**WWJD Re: Gay People.  
Polling**

IF you know what I mean.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/710 "2019-06-07T23:32:38Z")

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\*\*Poll: Should drunk drivers get the death penalty if they kill someone?  
Poll: Have you ever driven drunk before? \*\*

Uh…who wants to know?? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2019, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/711 "2019-06-08T23:57:47Z")

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\*\* Now that NASA is allowing tourists to visit the ISS…  
I have left the Democratic Party.\*\*

Now you can finally get away from it all!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/712 "2019-06-09T08:45:24Z")

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**Ants in the cat food what do I do?  
My cat doesn’t want to eat.**

Maybe start by taking the ants out of the cat food.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/713 "2019-06-09T23:00:03Z")

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**If You Could Set a Time Machine to Any Date?  
What is an upper middle class lifestyle**

In the 1400s, it meant only having to share your privy with two other families.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/714 "2019-06-10T13:12:03Z")

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\*\* I dreamed of the Periodic Table  
What is so great about a Mercedes?\*\*

It’s OK, but it doesn’t belong on the Periodic Table. You want a Honda Element.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/715 "2019-06-10T14:14:19Z")

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**It’s 2019 - what do you do for a living, and how has that changed since Y2K?  
Yanking on power sockets too hard**

19 years ago I was yanking on telephone cords too hard.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/716 "2019-06-10T15:10:59Z")

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Now separated by two:

\*\*Ants in the cat food what do I do?

My cat doesn’t want to eat.

My cat suddenly attacked my dog. WTF?

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Probably the ants

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/717 "2019-06-10T16:33:17Z")

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\*\* Hey dads, what do you want for Father’s Day?  
Despite the negative views about Walmart, it’s still a good place to shop\*\*

Yeah, great! Get me some giant-sized candy bars, and a jumbo bag of zip ties. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/718 "2019-06-10T17:21:03Z")

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**Pope changes one line in Lord’s Prayer  
Sick**

Just wait until you hear about the bitchin’ change he made to the Hail Mary!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/719 "2019-06-10T21:02:19Z")

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**Fish and finger pie, or how did this lyric get by the AM radio censors?  
catfish recipes**

Fish and finger pie is a catfish recipe.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/720 "2019-06-11T03:03:46Z")

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\*\*HS graduation gift ideas

What is so great about a Mercedes? \*\*

_crosses that off the list_

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