# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 37
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/721 "2019-06-11T16:58:28Z")
\*\* How effective are drug-sniffing dogs, and how are they certified? Neptunium doesn’t have an explosive personality?\*\* No, Neptunium is actually the nicest German shepherd you’ll ever meet. He _will_ take a big steaming dump on your drug stash, though. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/722 "2019-06-11T17:06:07Z")
\*\* Former Red Sox slugger David Ortiz shot in back and hospitalized Why I don’t watch sports\*\* The penalty for stealing bases has gotten _lots_ more severe. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/723 "2019-06-11T18:39:45Z")
**Gobekli Tepe: What do we really know? US weapons in WWII Hypothetical trouble with the Secret Service . . .** It’s not hypothetical any more, bub, we’re on to you! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/724 "2019-06-11T20:11:30Z")
**Hypothetical trouble with the Secret Service . . . Law - What is this “list” I keep hearing about?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/725 "2019-06-12T13:23:36Z")
\*\*There was a 4.0 earthquake near here yesterday. The Metric system is the tool of the devil! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/726 "2019-06-12T15:51:10Z")
\*\* Do you totally suck at anything? Do you excel at anything?\*\* I’ve been moderately successful at avoiding these threads. ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/727 "2019-06-12T16:36:46Z")
Yanking on power sockets too hard Porn is gradually becoming ridiculous Sure, you’re yanking your “power socket”… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/728 "2019-06-12T19:47:25Z")
\*\* Sucidicial thought Suggestions for trip to Italy.\*\* Ever considered diving into Mt. Etna? Or you could drive in Rome. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/729 "2019-06-13T03:15:34Z")
**Last week of (public) school Why do I get these bumps on my skin?** I imagine it’s anticipation of … _summer vacation!!_ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/730 "2019-06-13T12:16:28Z")
**WHy do old people… Help me get back into computer programming** Because they’re not hip enough to get you back into app programming! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/731 "2019-06-13T12:37:43Z")
\*\* Switching the Race of Characters Black mirror -why?\*\* It should always be _white_ mirror amirite? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/732 "2019-06-13T12:55:18Z")
**How Can You Gain 278 lb. in 6 Weeks?! Was this chicken toxic?** Wow, I’d sue the pants off the Colonel. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/733 "2019-06-13T13:33:36Z")
**The ERA being interpreted as an amendment to make women equal to men…but… Let’s play doctor. (Couple dies from mystery illness in Fiji.)** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/734 "2019-06-13T13:48:01Z")
\*\* My cat doesn’t want to eat. Ants in the cat food what do I do?\*\* Get some fresh cat food and see if your cat eats it. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/735 "2019-06-13T15:30:49Z")
\*\* When Was the Last Time You Picked Up a Hitchhiker? New Attacks on Oil Tankers \*\* Oil Tankers should Just Say No to Hitchhikers! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/736 "2019-06-13T16:33:23Z")
\*\* Most Virtuosic yet Manipulative Literary Trick Pulled by an Author Switching the Race of Characters\*\* Yeah, the murderer is supposed to be an old white guy, but in the end it’s revealed he’s really a young black dude. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/737 "2019-06-13T17:49:57Z")
**Gobekli Tepe: What do we really know? What does the word epicenter mean?** I don’t know anything about Gobekli Tepe but I know what “epicenter” means. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/738 "2019-06-13T20:13:19Z")
**The Outsiders: Did Gangs Ever Really Do This? Salt on Melons (esp. Water Melon)** When you’re a Jet you’re a tough big time felon From your first knife fight dance to your last salted melon. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/739 "2019-06-13T21:01:11Z")
\*\* How Can You Gain 278 lb. in 6 Weeks?! How many cats of a certain age?\*\* You’ll need to eat at least 175 adult cats or 400 kittens, and make sure they’re deep-fried. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/740 "2019-06-14T01:06:22Z")
**What kinds of things do you keep in your attic? Buddhism and Loneliness** They’re right next to the clowns. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=36) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=38)