# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 38
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/741 "2019-06-14T11:44:15Z")
\*\* Dear Mister Tactless What is so great about a Mercedes? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/742 "2019-06-14T12:09:16Z")
\*\*WHy do old people… De-extinctify a species \*\* Because they’re nostalgic for the woolly mammoths of their youth. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/743 "2019-06-14T12:21:01Z")
\*\* What is causing me to nearly burn my house down every time i heat Almond Oil? Guardians of the Glades \*\* Glade would prefer that you use their aerosol to de-stink your house rather than volatizing almond oil. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/744 "2019-06-14T13:25:21Z")
\*\*recommendation letters to join a sorority? Dear Mister Tactless The Metric system is the tool of the devil! \*\* I don’t think that letter is going to help you get into Kappa Alpha Theta. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/745 "2019-06-14T14:59:18Z")
**Hey dads, what do you want for Father’s Day? I’m doing X to raise money for (or awareness of) Y** I’m not even a dad, but I’m also doing X on Father’s Day. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/746 "2019-06-14T15:11:43Z")
\*\*recommendation letters to join a sorority? Dear Mister Tactless The 14th annual SDMB Shot Glass Exchange is HERE! \*\* Alright – this one might be a little more successful. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/747 "2019-06-14T19:05:21Z")
\*\* How to order food Poll: Is this a weird sandwich? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/748 "2019-06-14T19:13:56Z")
**Hey dads, what do you want for Father’s Day? New Attacks on Oil Tankers** Don’t even _think_ about buying me a used attack on an oil tanker! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/749 "2019-06-14T21:49:50Z")
\*\*Prankster Doesn’t See What Was Wrong with His Prank New Attacks on Oil Tankers \*\* Aw, c’mon, it’s just a few limpet mines! Can’t anybody take a joke anymore? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2019, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/750 "2019-06-15T13:33:23Z")
**Are climate-change activists not extreme enough? Is it good or bad to have a monarchy?** “The Climate Emperor has decreed that anyone driving a gas-guzzler after July 1 will be beheaded.” Yeah, that might work. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2019, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/751 "2019-06-15T14:55:46Z")
**Horns for the Grill of my Car Has any creature successfully eradicated humans from its habitat** With big enough horns and a fast car, you can probably eradicate humans from your cul-de-sac. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2019, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/752 "2019-06-16T14:48:53Z")
**The ERA being interpreted as an amendment to make women equal to men…but… Getting paid for sex** Now _everybody_ needs to pay for sex. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2019, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/753 "2019-06-16T19:23:44Z")
**What is an upper middle class lifestyle Getting paid for sex** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2019, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/754 "2019-06-16T23:32:05Z")
\*\* ID this motorcycle What kind of motorcycle is this? (Jeff Goldblum in Nashville) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/755 "2019-06-17T00:44:57Z")
\*\*First week of July in Fort Lauderdale. After burning at the beach then what? Buddhism and Loneliness \*\* ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/756 "2019-06-17T12:09:55Z")
**Hey dads, what do you want for Father’s Day? Getting paid for sex** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/757 "2019-06-17T12:20:09Z")
\*\* What can you buy for $1.00 (including tax) today?.. The mosquito bite of DOOM\*\* Hell, I never pay more than fifty cents for a gallon of DOOM mosquitoes on Amazon. And there’s free shipping! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/758 "2019-06-17T13:27:10Z")
**Visiting Washington, DC. Anything I need to book in advance? Getting paid for sex** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/759 "2019-06-17T14:06:32Z")
\*\* Theories, processes, solutions, etc. named for 2 people Getting paid for sex\*\* Yes, sex (usually) involves two people. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/760 "2019-06-17T15:23:24Z")
\*\* What kind of bird eggs are these? Pics inside. Living Alcatraz inmates \*\* Descendants of the Birdman’s pets. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=37) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=39)