# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 39
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/761 "2019-06-17T15:48:11Z")
\*\*Getting paid for sex Poll: I did a nice gesture…we’ll see if it’s appreciated or not \*\* We’re getting a lot of mileage out of that “Getting paid for sex” thread title. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/762 "2019-06-17T19:33:28Z")
\*\* Massive power outage in Uruguay, Paraguay, and Argentina Is John Mace dead?\*\* We _told_ him not to plug in that old toaster. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/763 "2019-06-18T11:51:05Z")
\*\*How do you count the books you’ve read? Is there any interest in a cookbook or two? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/764 "2019-06-18T12:41:37Z")
\*\* Visiting Washington, DC. Anything I need to book in advance? Getting paid for sex \*\* Line up your appointments early - they’re desperate for hot tourist sex in D.C. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/765 "2019-06-18T17:22:24Z")
**What’s in YOUR Bloody Mary? Canadians drink…toes??** They’re often bloody as well. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/766 "2019-06-18T17:32:00Z")
**Etiquette question - working with a RE agent Getting paid for sex** I guess that would be a sex percent commission ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/767 "2019-06-18T17:41:22Z")
**Has any creature successfully eradicated humans from its habitat Border collies: explain these whistle signals?** They’re scouts reporting back their findings. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/768 "2019-06-18T19:44:17Z")
\*\* The Fuel Mileage thread, what’s your MPG? What’s better than teleportation in an overbooked MMP?\*\* Teleportation is pretty efficient. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/769 "2019-06-19T11:32:48Z")
\*\*Getting paid for sex Escaped prisoner with lots of cash but nothing else \*\* I sense a story! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/770 "2019-06-19T12:21:34Z")
**What’s better than teleportation in an overbooked MMP? Assault With A Loaded Iguana** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/771 "2019-06-19T13:09:32Z")
\*\* Blackpool Pleasure Beach Escaped prisoner with lots of cash but nothing else\*\* Get plenty of fish and chips. Better buy a pair of swim trunks too. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/772 "2019-06-19T14:00:56Z")
\*\* Is John Mace dead? My Medical Theory…\*\* Shh, he’s just resting. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/773 "2019-06-19T15:03:59Z")
**New Attacks on Oil Tankers Assault With A Loaded Iguana** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/774 "2019-06-19T15:39:59Z")
**What can you buy for $1.00 (including tax) today?.. Assault With A Loaded Iguana** Note: I’m laughing too hard to come up with a caption, but that one doesn’t need it anyways. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/775 "2019-06-19T16:12:55Z")
**What’s better than teleportation in an overbooked MMP? Attack squirrel on meth** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/776 "2019-06-19T16:26:57Z")
\*\* What’s better than teleportation in an overbooked MMP? Has anyone seen Lenny Dykstra’s false teeth?\*\* I’d rather be teleported to New Jersey than have to look at Lenny’s false teeth. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/777 "2019-06-19T16:51:55Z")
**What was Trump actually implying he did when he said he “grabb[ed] em by the pussy” ‘Jimbee’.** Off to add ‘Jimbee’ to Urban Dictionary. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/778 "2019-06-19T17:08:55Z")
**Prankster Doesn’t See What Was Wrong with His Prank Assault With A Loaded Iguana** That is NOT a funny prank ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/779 "2019-06-19T17:23:30Z")
**Do you know any happy families? Getting paid for sex** … The Aristocrats! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/780 "2019-06-19T18:38:30Z")
**Has anyone seen Lenny Dykstra’s false teeth? Sold our house in Four Days Those times when you are living in a Cartoon** Lenny Dykstra’s false teeth sold my house, is that cartoonish or what? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=38) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=40)