# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/781 "2019-06-19T20:13:13Z")

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**Comfort Food Party - What Would You Bring?  
Fried chicken, YET AGAIN**

Tell us how you _really_ feel.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/782 "2019-06-19T20:22:24Z")

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• **Want to help me play a prank on someone?**  
• **Poll: I did a nice gesture…we’ll see if it’s appreciated or not**

• **Thought experiment: What if you had a billion dollars?**  
• **Looking for cellphone recommendations**  
• **Use cell crossing the street? You should die!**

• **Natural home remedies for a man to grow his breasts**  
• **“You are my baby and I love you. Nothing you are or that you can do will ever change that.” True?**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/783 "2019-06-19T21:20:00Z")

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**A few questions about Chernobyl’s Elephants Foot and criticality.  
Fever sensation after drinking milk?**

Don’t drink the Ukrainian milk.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/784 "2019-06-19T23:52:50Z")

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\*\*Do you totally suck at anything?

Getting paid for sex\*\*

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/785 "2019-06-20T00:04:09Z")

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**Escaped prisoner with lots of cash but nothing else  
Looking for cellphone recommendations**

Ah, yes, sir will be wanting a “burner phone” then.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/786 "2019-06-20T00:55:05Z")

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\*\*Thought experiment: What if you had a billion dollars?

Escaped prisoner with lots of cash but nothing else  
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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/787 "2019-06-20T02:18:47Z")

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**Thought experiment: What if you had a billion dollars?  
What’s a good gentle-noise alarm clock?**

Might I suggest a complete philharmonic orchestra to play [“Morning Mood” from Edvard Grieg’s _Peer Gynt_](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rh8gMvzPw0) each day?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/788 "2019-06-20T11:58:16Z")

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\*\*What is the Least Serious Crime You would Turn in a Friend or Relative for?

Getting paid for sex  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/789 "2019-06-20T13:38:09Z")

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**Has anyone seen Lenny Dykstra’s false teeth?  
Attack squirrel on meth**

What the false teeth were doing on meth, I have no idea.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/790 "2019-06-20T14:05:10Z")

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**Attack squirrel on meth  
Sold our house in Four Days**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/791 "2019-06-20T14:17:12Z")

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\*\*What can you buy for $1.00 (including tax) today?..

Attack squirrel on meth  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/792 "2019-06-20T16:06:12Z")

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\*\* Is there an online community for help with electronic devices?  
Horns are growing on young people’s skulls?\*\*

It’s a feature, not a bug. Once 5G hits the cellphone market, young people can look forward to growing tails as well.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/793 "2019-06-20T16:36:01Z")

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\*\* Do you know any happy families?

Thought experiment: What if you had a billion dollars?

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In that case, my family would be damned near _ecstatic_.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2019, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/794 "2019-06-21T11:48:33Z")

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\*\*4.95 For The Sunday Paper

What can you buy for $1.00 (including tax) today?..  
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Evidently not the Sunday paper.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2019, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/795 "2019-06-21T13:31:43Z")

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\*\* How to order food  
Fried chicken, YET AGAIN\*\*

Well, maybe you ought to stop going to KFC and Popeyes, and hit McDonalds and Burger King

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2019, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/796 "2019-06-21T13:46:10Z")

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**What can you buy for $1.00 (including tax) today?..  
Sold our house in Four Days**

Is it one of those historic homes, that the buyer needs to move off the property, at some $6-figure cost?

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2019, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/797 "2019-06-21T16:27:47Z")

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**Major Footwear Score!  
Prankster Doesn’t See What Was Wrong with His Prank**

But a [hot foot](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d4peg2NFN0) _is_ funny!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2019, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/798 "2019-06-21T16:39:11Z")

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\*\* Drinking French Water.  
Traveling on all lines of the Paris Métro\*\*

Tu as besoin d’uriner, n’est-ce pas?

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2019, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/799 "2019-06-22T16:03:56Z")

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**Switching the Race of Characters  
Ideas for Disney movies.  
Snow White and the 5 Guys 1 Stud and a Dwarf - wtf?**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2019, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/800 "2019-06-22T23:12:54Z")

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\*\* Inexplicable decline in musical ability in young adults  
loose skin\*\*

And now they’re growing horns on their heads!

C’mon millennials, put down those cellphones!!!

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