# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2019, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/821 "2019-06-30T15:56:40Z")

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**If 99% of humans suddenly died.  
Time for a new TV**

Heck, yeah! There’d be all KINDS of cool stuff, just lying around for the taking!

Although there probably wouldn’t be much on TV to watch anymore.

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2019, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/822 "2019-07-01T04:20:41Z")

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\*\*Historic moment US President crosses DMV into North Korea

What’s the most interesting car you saw today?\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2019, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/823 "2019-07-01T11:28:42Z")

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\*\* Buddhism and Loneliness

Are you the universe?  
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…because if you are the entire Universe, then there is only you, and you will be lonely.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2019, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/824 "2019-07-01T14:33:34Z")

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**Once-premium services which are now standard  
“Creepy men” at Walmart**

I used to pay hundreds of dollars for creepy men, but thanks to Wal\*Mart they come standard.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2019, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/825 "2019-07-01T18:52:30Z")

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**Remember these?  
Wasp Supernests**

No, thankfully I’ve blocked them from memory.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2019, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/826 "2019-07-01T18:59:12Z")

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**Best Possible Car Names?  
Remember these?**

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2019, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/827 "2019-07-01T19:49:46Z")

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**OK, so I got fired for drinking on the job…  
Historic moment US President crosses DMZ into N Korea.**

“…and that’s why I’m no longer in the Secret Service.”

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**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2019, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/828 "2019-07-01T23:25:04Z")

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**I think my smartphone is possessed**

**what good is the landline phone network in the future?**

It’ll come in handy to call the exorcist.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2019, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/829 "2019-07-02T15:57:57Z")

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**I Think I’m Going to Try Retirement for Now  
OK, so I got fired for drinking on the job…**

but on retirement, I can drink all the time. Cheers!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2019, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/830 "2019-07-02T17:35:13Z")

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\*\* How do you feel about police?  
Let’s talk about keeping cool out in the heat.\*\*

The first one puts an entirely new spin on the second one

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2019, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/831 "2019-07-03T04:34:30Z")

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**House Explosion in Charlotte NC  
Wasp Supernests**

It wasn’t enough. The next nest was bigger than ever.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2019, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/832 "2019-07-03T12:37:21Z")

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\*\*How Quick Could You Withdraw A $100,000 From A Bank Account?

If my bank account said $X, I would retire today.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2019, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/833 "2019-07-03T13:52:30Z")

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\*\* Who was the worst troll on this site?

Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

DrDeth vs Hurricane Ditka: who’s the bigger troll? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2019, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/834 "2019-07-03T21:52:28Z")

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\*\* I have retired.

I Think I’m Going to Try Retirement for Now\*\*

Band wagon jumper!

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2019, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/835 "2019-07-04T12:20:12Z")

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**What would happen if I killed my boss?  
I think I may have Aspergers Syndrome**

Another Hollywood _cliché_ hits the Dope. Anyone different has to be a serial killer, right? :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2019, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/836 "2019-07-04T13:22:12Z")

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**In general, why is the college “party culture” viewed as negative?  
Alcoholics: detox must be done under medical supervision**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2019, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/837 "2019-07-04T22:14:25Z")

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**Wonderfully funny business names  
Remember these? [nostalgic things]**

Not exactly hilarious, but not the worst name ever for an antiques store - compared to “From Oblivion”, “The Antiki-Wiki” or the “Knick-Knack Paddywhack Shack”.\*

\*actual suggestions from the [Antique Store Name Generator](http://fantasynamegenerators.com/antique-store-names.php).

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2019, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/838 "2019-07-05T18:24:45Z")

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\*\* Packing tape dispensers were invented in Hell by Satan

I’ll say!\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2019, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/839 "2019-07-06T11:06:35Z")

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**Non-erotic question about a disclaimer before an adult film scene  
Double slit experiment - quantum mechanics**

That’s hot.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2019, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/840 "2019-07-06T11:37:47Z")

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**Are you the universe?  
I’ll say!**

So will I  
So will I  
So will I

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