# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2019, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/861 "2019-07-09T18:33:40Z")

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**Slicing a tesseract  
Gettysburg Address and chunks of time**

The address happened one score and four years in the future in an alternative timeline.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/862 "2019-07-10T02:56:42Z")

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**How hot is it?  
Ross Perot is dead**

I thought reptiles liked the heat.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/863 "2019-07-10T11:35:33Z")

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\*\*What’s your profession’s light bulb joke?

How hot is it?  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/864 "2019-07-10T12:04:41Z")

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**Baby falling through window  
Why are American houses built so cheaply/poorly?**

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/865 "2019-07-10T12:32:37Z")

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**Poll: How do you feel about police?  
pissing in the pool.**

I’m not a fan of the Thin Yellow Line.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/866 "2019-07-10T13:14:37Z")

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\*\* Iced tea and Lemonade, my contribution to the culinary world.  
Was Cream overrated?\*\*

Heck no, I like my iced tea with cream!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/867 "2019-07-10T14:18:37Z")

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\*\* Bands where the drummer was seen as the weak link  
The Dead Don’t Die\*\*

Nor do The (Grateful) Dead’s drummers.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/868 "2019-07-10T14:43:47Z")

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\*\*Most Memorable Last Lines in Science Fiction Literature?

Poll: The End vs. The End  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/869 "2019-07-10T17:15:25Z")

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It’s a hard choice, but after much deliberation I’ll vote for The End of the story.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/870 "2019-07-10T20:23:36Z")

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**Healthiest food  
Rat in the trash can, what do you do?**

Health-conscious chefs advocate broiled, steamed and fricasseed rat or even rat tartare with onions, capers and Worcestershire sauce. Just avoid deep-frying your wild-caught rodents.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/871 "2019-07-10T23:14:30Z")

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\*\* Poll: The End vs. The End

mad magazine to cease publication  
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Is that like Spy vs. Spy, only for the last issue?

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/872 "2019-07-10T23:38:49Z")

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**Fklorida Principal says he "can’t say the Holocaust was real"**

**mad magazine to cease publication**

Everything they thought up as ideas for upcoming issues turned up in the headlines as actual news, so they gave up and quit?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/873 "2019-07-11T11:37:28Z")

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\*\*The Green Beans are Missing

C’mon, celery! Don’t disappoint me again!  
\*\*  
Here at the SDMB we really get _involved_ with our green vegetables.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/874 "2019-07-11T14:22:05Z")

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**Retail Stupidity  
shop, scan and checkout**

No, that’s how it’s supposed to work. But rarely does.

\*\* The End vs. The End  
RIP Torn\*\*

The end for Torn anyways

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/875 "2019-07-11T19:47:23Z")

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**Healthiest food  
Google Cardboard?**

It _is_ low in calories.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/876 "2019-07-11T21:12:12Z")

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\*\*Baby falling through window  
How do you like your umbrellas? \*\*

Strong enough to withstand a deluge of babies.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/877 "2019-07-11T22:15:23Z")

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**Help me understand “Gay Pride”?  
Getting tired of San Francisco**

Have you thought about moving to Lufkin, Texas?

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Mondegreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/91b2a8/32.png) [@Lord\_Mondegreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Mondegreen)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/878 "2019-07-12T04:39:02Z")

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How many kinds of milk are there now vs at various points in the past

Was Cream overrated?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/879 "2019-07-12T13:20:35Z")

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**Roth 401k question  
Lifting 3 - 5 times a day. Can it work?**

It’s illegal, but I have to admit that lifting your food and clothing would free up money for your Roth 401k.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/880 "2019-07-12T13:58:17Z")

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\*\* Could government ban the possession of ammunition?  
How would mankind organise a future cull\*\*

It starts with the banning of ammunition:eek:

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