# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 45
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/881 "2019-07-12T14:03:05Z")
\*\* Goofy criminals, part 12 Man Caught Walking Into New York Cathedral With Full Gas Cans, Lighters\*\* Goofy, but fortunately he was caught before setting a fire. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/882 "2019-07-12T20:40:00Z")
**I’d like to show some appreciation to our moderator Bone. What would happen if I killed my boss?** Hmmmm… ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/883 "2019-07-12T20:48:22Z")
\*\*Best cleaner for interior side of a windshield? Baby falling through window \*\* Don’t clean it too well… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/884 "2019-07-13T14:13:55Z")
\*\* Kind of a stupid question about ambulances Why were so many expeditions initiated for spices ?\*\* “Sorry ma’am, your emergency will have to wait. All the ambulance crews are out picking up basil, garlic and oregano for the department’s spaghetti cook-off.” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/885 "2019-07-13T17:33:09Z")
Not close to each other but I thought this imagery was hilarious: **Poll: How do you like your umbrellas? Does not being attached really make for a better life?** I tend to prefer my umbrellas to not be attached. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/886 "2019-07-13T18:18:03Z")
James Hong… THE Actor The Dead Don’t Die I know I read he died, I swear! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/887 "2019-07-13T19:43:54Z")
**After five years, it’s finally here. Retail Stupidity** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2019, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/888 "2019-07-14T13:32:42Z")
**Baby falling through window Does not being attached really make for a better life?** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/889 "2019-07-15T15:35:56Z")
> [@Don\_t\_Panic](#): > > **After five years, it’s finally here. > Retail Stupidity** Hey! I’ve been working retail for 5 years! \*\* Share your favorite hilarious rock’n’roll anecdote Music to rock the Apocalypse by\*\* Yes. The Apocalypse is so hilarious, especially when set to rock music. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/890 "2019-07-15T17:53:55Z")
\*\* A date rape case even doubters will believe? Is stating “Women can change their behavior to lessen their chance of sexual assault” misogynistic?\*\* It must have been the woman’s fault. For whatever reason ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/891 "2019-07-16T10:23:42Z")
**Are new family names created often? Iran/Persia, Thailand/Siam** They’re new names, but not created that often. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/892 "2019-07-16T12:32:08Z")
\*\* How should I display my souvenir hurricane glasses? And how do YOU plan to celebrate Nathan Bedford Forrest Day?\*\* I was gonna use my Hummel figurines to stage a reenactment of the Battle of Chattanooga, but I’m open to other suggestions. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/893 "2019-07-16T12:39:28Z")
**Help me plan my vacation in Greece Do you have a business card?** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/894 "2019-07-16T13:31:46Z")
\*\*films that should have no sequel… ever!!! The Thing, It, She, and Them \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/895 "2019-07-16T14:34:58Z")
**A surprising amount of modern technology is almost totally useless Keep your Buggy off the Road** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/896 "2019-07-16T18:14:37Z")
\*\* After five years, it’s finally here. A (dreaded) vaction in the MMP\*\* I dreaded it, but my spouse insisted we take at least one vaction every five years. I hate them even more than I hate vacations! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/897 "2019-07-16T19:52:34Z")
**Do You Pay for Your News? Robot Queen** An obscure prog rock song title. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/898 "2019-07-16T20:16:22Z")
**new kitten adjustment period? Do you have a business card?** Greetings sir kitteh. Might I break the ice by offering my business card? ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/899 "2019-07-16T20:21:03Z")
**Amazon Issues After five years, it’s finally here.** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/900 "2019-07-16T20:24:15Z")
\*\* Music to rock the Apocalypse by The Sounds Of Superheroes \*\* \*\*Hundreds of thousands of people plan to rush Area 51 so they can see aliens George Takei: not dead \*\* He lives in California— he only _works_ in outer space. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=44) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=46)