# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 46

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/901 "2019-07-17T00:23:56Z")

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\*\*Amazon Issues

After five years, it’s finally here.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/902 "2019-07-17T13:23:46Z")

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\*\* How many degrees of separation between THIS show and THAT show?  
Penn & Teller Fool Us - New Season  
Jack Reacher series being developed by Amazon\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/903 "2019-07-17T14:12:28Z")

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**I don’t like \_\_\_\_\_\_\_  
Robot umpires!**

They don’t think you’re so hot, either.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/904 "2019-07-17T14:54:28Z")

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\*\* I don’t love Janis Joplin  
Songs that make you want to stick pencils in your ears\*\*

Anything and everything by Janis Joplin

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/905 "2019-07-17T15:00:53Z")

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\*\* She was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen.

Amazon Issues  
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…but she lived on Themiscyra, so we didn’t get to date very often.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/906 "2019-07-17T18:02:58Z")

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\*\*Poll: John Oliver looks like a British Steve Carell with glasses

Which performer’s physical appearance didn’t match your mental image the most?  
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\*\* Prime Day 2019 - what’d ya get?

Amazon Issues  
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I’ll bet!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/907 "2019-07-17T20:07:37Z")

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\*\* Wonderfully funny business names  
Retail Stupidity\*\*

We’re going to expand to six states, if we can figure out what it is we’re selling and how much to charge for it.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/908 "2019-07-18T11:28:26Z")

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\*\*After five years, it’s finally here.

1940’s style toaster technology

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Yay!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/909 "2019-07-18T13:16:12Z")

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**There’s Goo in the house! (New feline addition)  
Goodbye Odie.  
Beckdawrek flips the script (I have good, good, good, Cats)  
Shout out to Beckdawrek, are you okay?**

Sounds like Jim Davis killed off Odie and added a new character, Beckdawrek

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/910 "2019-07-18T13:25:38Z")

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**What “Conservative Values” aren’t based on bigotry?  
Under no circumstances should someone be given a felony for drugs.  
Why Is Private Possession of Drugs Illegal?**

Conservative bigotry against drugs  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/911 "2019-07-18T15:46:33Z")

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\*\*There’s Goo in the house! (New feline addition)

Need a punchline quick  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/912 "2019-07-18T16:58:18Z")

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\*\* What Will Amazon do with my Old Kindle?  
Travel to Mars - compared to moon\*\*

It now has enough computing power compared to the Apollo.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/913 "2019-07-18T17:16:28Z")

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\*\* Should I buy a dash cam?

Do you use a dash cam? What do I need to know before buying one?

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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/914 "2019-07-18T17:58:37Z")

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“What sort of company should I create?”  
“It Came From the Crypt…”

Ah, the booming re-animator industry!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/915 "2019-07-18T22:32:33Z")

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\*\* Remember Mary Jo  
That’s it! I’m buying a bloody dashcam!\*\*

I TOLD you there was another car involved!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2019, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/916 "2019-07-19T02:31:18Z")

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**Translate this (eh, Latin???)?  
I think I fell for a scam call**

Puto cecidit enim malitia vocant. :mad:

That’s it…from now on I only speak Latin to scam callers.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2019, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/917 "2019-07-20T13:45:14Z")

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\*\* Jokes that Used to be Funny  
Remember Mary Jo\*\*

Those jokes never were funny (and straight to hell for that one)

\*\* How are you prepping for the big heatwave coming in this weekend?  
1940’s style toaster technology\*\*

Not sure how that will help

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2019, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/918 "2019-07-20T21:54:16Z")

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**Remember Mary Jo  
Need a punchline quick**

“Come on in, the water’s fine!”

☹

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/919 "2019-07-22T14:10:59Z")

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\*\* Does anyone have a crush on Beckdawrek??

Crush on Co-Worker—How to Cope ?

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Who works with Beckdawrek?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/920 "2019-07-22T14:12:24Z")

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**How do low cost airlines make money  
Climate Deniers In Other Countries.**

They _do_ keep fuel costs down.

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