# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 47

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/921 "2019-07-22T17:37:05Z")

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\*\* So it’s too hot for a July minirants thread?  
Our country is a laughing stock that is going to hell.\*\*

I’d hardly call that a minirant.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/922 "2019-07-22T17:57:36Z")

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**When I’m 64, and other reminders that you are old.  
Back pain and spasms - has anyone been able to fix?**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/923 "2019-07-23T00:10:28Z")

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\*\* Ways Around Jewish Sabbath Restrictions  
Color-swapped flags\*\*

Just as long as each stripe is made from the same material amirite?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/924 "2019-07-23T13:03:06Z")

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**The next British Prime Minister  
Now, Al Franken**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/925 "2019-07-23T14:19:58Z")

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\*\* What am I going to do with all these TOMATOES?!?!  
I made a guitar video.\*\*

I assume TOMATOES means beautiful women

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/926 "2019-07-23T16:26:24Z")

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\*\* When I’m 64, and other reminders that you are old.  
Do you still have a component stereo?  
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You do? You are old.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/927 "2019-07-23T16:32:37Z")

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\*\* Anyone notice or think they’ve noticed anything weird during this heat wave?

My First Dog Fight

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With Weiner Dogs, no less! Definitely weird.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/928 "2019-07-23T17:40:11Z")

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\*\*Driving significantly below the limit

When I’m 64, and other reminders that you are old.  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/929 "2019-07-23T18:13:02Z")

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\*\*You learn there’s an afterlife, do you change?

Do you still have a component stereo?  
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The worst part about being in Hell isn’t that you have to listen to Barry Manilow all the time. It’s that you have to listen to him on the crappy already-assembled units they give you.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/930 "2019-07-23T20:43:59Z")

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\*\* What am I going to do with all these TOMATOES?!?!

Keeping Bananas Longer

Looking for a kitchen utensil to cut and mash berries  
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Well, if you cut and mash the tomatoes, you won’t hafta keep them.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/931 "2019-07-23T21:44:24Z")

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**Crush on Co-Worker—How to Cope ?  
I made an ecosphere.**

Well, that’s one way to get your mind off them.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/932 "2019-07-23T22:26:03Z")

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**Driving significantly below the limit  
Blood draw, bad veins, dehydration, chugging water**

Goddamnit, why do I always wind up behind these people on Interstate on-ramps?

> [@Ludovic](#):
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> **Crush on Co-Worker—How to Cope ?  
> I made an ecosphere.**
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> Well, that’s one way to get your mind off them.

Unless you’re planning on living in there with them. :eek:

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/933 "2019-07-24T10:22:41Z")

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**Would you pursue a relationship if your good/best same sex friend said they’re in love with you?  
Have you ever purchased a side of beef?**

Always make sure the prospective partner isn’t just after the beef.

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/934 "2019-07-24T12:13:03Z")

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\*\*Gift for 5-year Old Girl

My next DIY project, a homebuilt electric bicycle built from salvaged parts…\*\*

Isn’t she a little young for that?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/935 "2019-07-24T13:03:31Z")

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\*\* So how many skydiving deaths are normal?

How do low cost airlines make money  
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/936 "2019-07-24T13:57:49Z")

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\*\*What “Conservative Values” aren’t based on bigotry? (Multi-page thread 1 2 3 4)  
What exactly is “white male culture”?  
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The foundation of conservative values based on bigotry

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/937 "2019-07-24T18:25:49Z")

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**Movie trailers that misrepresent the movie  
I don’t like most \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_, except for \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.**

I don’t like most of the latest movie I saw, except for the parts in the trailer!

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/938 "2019-07-24T20:21:51Z")

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**Random misspellings you’ve encountered in the wild  
I’m going to Aberystwyth! Thoughts on food & drink?**

It sure _feels_ like a misspelling.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/939 "2019-07-24T21:45:09Z")

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**I’m going to Aberystwyth! Thoughts on food & drink?  
I absolutely LOVE the stench of my own gas.**

Better ask for a table out on the patio. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/940 "2019-07-25T12:09:24Z")

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\*\* I absolutely LOVE the stench of my own gas.  
In a fight for your life, what are the limits, if any of what you could/would do?\*\*

Eat Mexican, and ask for both charro _and_ refried beans. :eek:

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