# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 48
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/941 "2019-07-25T13:38:09Z")
**When I’m 64, and other reminders that you are old. Hemp oil for pain relief** I used to smoke it to get high. Now I’m using it for pain relief. Damn, I’m old. ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/942 "2019-07-25T16:44:49Z")
**Life with an “Alternative” fuel vehicle I absolutely LOVE the stench of my own gas.** ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/943 "2019-07-26T11:52:02Z")
**Would you date me if I were the last person on Earth? How would you feel about a public database for sexually transgressive behavior?** First of all, “last person” pretty much rules out dating at all. And assuming that it means “last person plus another” then maintaining a database seems hardly necessary. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/944 "2019-07-26T13:35:42Z")
\*\* Kosher Meal Questions Having trouble making sauces for dinner\*\* No cream or cheese sauces on meat, though it’s okay for fish. No piggies, but you probably already knew that. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/945 "2019-07-26T14:03:57Z")
\*\* Songs that make you want to stick pencils in your ears Its a Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood\*\* You take that back! ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/946 "2019-07-26T14:38:04Z")
**Any hints for a lapsed novice motorcyclist?** \*\* Driving significantly below the limit\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/947 "2019-07-26T17:03:13Z")
\*\* In a fight for your life, what are the limits, if any of what you could/would do? Should we get a budgie?\*\* \*\* bed bugs Looking for an insecticide that is safe for honey bees\*\* I understand your concern, but couldn’t you move the hives into the spare bedroom? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/948 "2019-07-26T23:58:07Z")
\*\* I think my employer is trying to kill me. Pssst! Do not tell him about the birthday surprise party!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/949 "2019-07-27T18:45:48Z")
**If Buzz was the Lunar Module Pilot, why did Neil land it? bed bugs** “Aw, hell, Neil, I ain’t sittin’ in that seat! There’s bed bugs over there–_Moon_ bed bugs, and them’s the worst kind! Bite ya right through your spacesuit!” “Fine, Buzz, I’ll land the damned thing myself!” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/950 "2019-07-27T18:51:40Z")
\*\*I think my employer is trying to kill me. Positive Gun News of the Day \*\* How nice he has a gun to make it easier. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2019, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/951 "2019-07-28T05:16:06Z")
\*\* What exactly is “white male culture”? Explain the love for Chick-Fil-A?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2019, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/952 "2019-07-28T12:06:57Z")
**Downloading Your Consciousness Just Before Death. Personal responsibility, or avoiding responsibility?** You can’t blame me for things that other person did in that other body. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2019, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/953 "2019-07-28T23:10:54Z")
\*\* Americans at age 64: Medicare is about to begin , how do you react personally? Would you date me if I were the last person on Earth?\*\* Only if you had no deductibles or co-pays. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/954 "2019-07-29T11:22:48Z")
\*\* I think my employer is trying to kill me. Pssst! Do not tell him about the birthday surprise party! \*\* If he’s trying to kill any of you, you might want to call the party off. He doesn’t deserve the cake, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/955 "2019-07-29T11:58:59Z")
> [@ftg](#): > > **Random misspellings you’ve encountered in the wild > I’m going to Aberystwyth! Thoughts on food & drink?** Yes, I have. You can’t go wrong with any of the local Aberystwythian bwydydd or fwydydd. I suggest a frosty mug of cwrw to go with it. Aberystwyth, incidentally, is situated right on the beautiful Ystwyth river. It’s all very pretty and idyllic if you don’t mind the desperate shortage of vowels which has plagued them for hundreds of years. Travel advisors recommend that visitors bring their own vowels. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/956 "2019-07-29T12:20:48Z")
\*\* What is 1) the most massive and 2) largest [dimens.] object ever moved by man? (Rocket, iceberg…) Those tiny jelly blobs on the beach\*\* Laugh all you like, those things are _slippery_. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/957 "2019-07-29T19:50:36Z")
These came up next to each other when I was Googling for old Dope threads: **Jobs you had that are obsolete "I’ll fix your wagon!"** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2019, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/958 "2019-07-30T11:39:38Z")
\*\* Ed Zotti Chicago editorial / article Pssst! Do not tell him about the birthday surprise party! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2019, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/959 "2019-07-30T12:23:37Z")
**Killjoys season 4 ABBA is back** Yeah, I never thought much of their music either. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2019, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/960 "2019-07-30T19:03:17Z")
\*\* Penis size or Height- what matters more to women Jersey Shore House Needed for Next Week - Need answer fast\*\* In that case, I suspect what matters more is a well-stocked kitchen and no bedbugs. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=47) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=49)