# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2019, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/961 "2019-07-30T19:46:45Z")

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**Ways Around Jewish Sabbath Restrictions  
Unemployment**

If you’re unemployed, you don’t have to worry about doing any “work” on the Sabbath.

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2019, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/962 "2019-07-31T10:27:42Z")

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\*\*   
My Wallet is GONE!!!

Debit cards-only use at the bank?

“License, proof of insurance, and registration please.” Why registration?\*\*

A three-fer. My day is made already.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2019, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/963 "2019-07-31T12:16:59Z")

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\*\* Who Can The Electors Vote For?  
Dark Bugs on an Idaho Highway Last Week?\*\*

They’ll have to vote for a _specific_ dark bug, aged 35 or older.\*

\*That may be my optimal choice in 2020.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2019, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/964 "2019-07-31T13:29:46Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> \*\* Who Can The Electors Vote For?  
> Dark Bugs on an Idaho Highway Last Week?\*\*
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> They’ll have to vote for a _specific_ dark bug, aged 35 or older.\*
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> \*That may be my optimal choice in 2020.

I was going to say that would probably be an improvement.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2019, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/965 "2019-07-31T14:42:16Z")

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\*\* Lost… and found (the hard way)

My Wallet is GONE!!!

\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2019, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/966 "2019-07-31T16:32:20Z")

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\*\* Penis size or Height- what matters more to women  
Waze, inadvertently tested, won big last night\*\*

“Dear, I’m running away with Waze. I’ll be taking the children and Mercedes. Now you can get together with Alexa like you always wanted.”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2019, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/967 "2019-07-31T17:23:22Z")

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\*\* Penis size or Height- what matters more to women

Is plastic surgery cheating?

\*\*  
Either way…

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/968 "2019-08-01T17:11:07Z")

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\*\* What might be wrong with my car?  
Car Troubleshooting: What the hell is wrong this thing?\*\*

And I am not going to repeat how he worded the request the third time he had to ask.

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/969 "2019-08-01T17:18:06Z")

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Penis size or Height- what matters more to women

Pencil sharpener museum.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2019, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/970 "2019-08-02T16:14:03Z")

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\*\* Ronald Reagan was a white supremacist (new Reagan-Nixon tape)  
What exactly is “white male culture”?\*\*

Exhibit A: Ronald Reagen

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2019, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/971 "2019-08-02T18:24:56Z")

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**My girlfriend was carjacked today. And is still missing [update: she has been found]  
Lost… and found (the hard way)**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2019, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/972 "2019-08-02T20:37:04Z")

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\*\* What chemical odor resembles horse manure or “zoo smell?”  
Common ancestor of dog, crow and octopus?\*\*

Whew! Bandit, for the last time, you are _not_ going to sleep in our bed. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2019, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/973 "2019-08-03T13:40:38Z")

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\*\* Will pretty much any mammalian babies take to humans while young?  
Could a Tasmanian Devil kill a human adult?\*\*

Note to sell: DO NOT take in a Tasmanian Devil baby.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2019, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/974 "2019-08-03T16:27:15Z")

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\*\* How much mass is needed to have a booming footstep?  
Do your hands eventually get used to riding a bicycle?\*\*

Bigfoot no ride bicycle, Bigfoot stomp around in woods! Bigfoot no like Segway either, look silly. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2019, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/975 "2019-08-06T13:40:12Z")

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\*\* I’m going to Aberystwyth! Thoughts on food & drink?  
Detroit Water is the Best Stuff Around.\*\*

They import it.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2019, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/976 "2019-08-06T16:49:15Z")

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**So what will it take for there to be serious gun control debate? The seven tenets of The Satanic Temple, compared to other religious guidance**

Might as well give it a shot.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2019, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/977 "2019-08-06T17:35:13Z")

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\*\*Very expensive burgers

Ingrid Bergman was the loveliest actress of Old Hollywood.\*\*

And so expensive!

Oh, wait - Bergman, not burger.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2019, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/978 "2019-08-06T18:20:07Z")

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**Sight-seeing bucket list.  
Anyone else not a big fan of travel?**

Yes. So much I do not have a “sight-seeing bucket list.”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2019, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/979 "2019-08-07T11:22:47Z")

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**So what will it take for there to be serious gun control debate?  
Twenty Hours In Boston**

Spend twenty hours in Boston and you’ll want some gun control.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2019, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/980 "2019-08-07T12:15:55Z")

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\*\* India and Pakistan: tensions escalating  
Meet Bob\*\*

“Hi, I’m Bob and I’m here to bring peace to the region. First you guys gotta get rid of those dumb religions, and then get together for some good Texas-style barbecue. Wait!”

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