# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 50
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2019, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/981 "2019-08-07T13:16:10Z")
**I’m no racist but… Call a spade, a spade, and a liar, a liar.** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2019, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/982 "2019-08-07T13:45:10Z")
**Stupid Republican idea of the day Call a spade, a spade, and a liar, a liar. Blacks get lassoed by white men on horseback and paraded through Texas town…** Texas being the home of Dubya ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2019, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/983 "2019-08-07T17:17:32Z")
\*\* What’s the Most Recent R-rated Movie You’ve Seen? Very expensive burgers\*\* Being R-rate, all they showed was the buns. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/984 "2019-08-08T00:27:18Z")
\*\* Does everyone have at least one form of decent exercise they’ll enjoy? Any desk chair suggestions for a fat ass?\*\* Spin around in that baby a few times a day, and the pounds will melt right off. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/985 "2019-08-08T16:39:36Z")
**I’m no racist but… Mitch McConnell in the Pit!** …I Pit Racists! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/986 "2019-08-08T17:47:23Z")
**Speak to me in succinct song lyrics I like bananas a bunch** Yes, we have no bananas We have no bananas today ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/987 "2019-08-08T20:56:09Z")
\*\*Human body. Which part can regrow Help me choose a plant \*\* You can’t regrow a limb. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/988 "2019-08-09T12:19:47Z")
**Meet Bob A mouse in the house** Hi, Bob! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/989 "2019-08-09T14:15:15Z")
**Human body. Which part can regrow What’s the original Anglo-Saxon word for “penis”?** No matter what you call it, it still can’t regrow. Although I guess that depends on what you mean by “regrow”. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/990 "2019-08-09T22:15:29Z")
**What are you an expert in? 15 second heart attacks** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/991 "2019-08-10T16:12:12Z")
\*\* I have a confession to make. When I see an attractive woman, in any context, my concentration shifts Smoking and mental acuity\*\* I think you mean “smoking hot” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/992 "2019-08-10T20:34:22Z")
\*\* What are you an expert in? Epstein Suicide\*\* The Clintons hire me whenever an Epstein needs, um, expert management. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/993 "2019-08-10T22:32:35Z")
\*\* Can bats fly from the ground? How easy is it for lawyers to ‘grab’ other lawyer’s clients?\*\* Lawyers generally swoop down from above with talons at the ready, but they can sometimes make a grab from a running start. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2019, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/994 "2019-08-11T00:36:41Z")
**Coincidentally aptly named scientific phenomena, laws or equations Meet Bob** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2019, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/995 "2019-08-11T16:35:42Z")
\*\* Which jobs will be last to be automated/outsourced? I am Brian James Mingus and I am the King of the USA.\*\* Sorry Brian, but we’ve just hired Roy Chowdhury to do your job remotely from Bangladesh, at one-fifth the salary. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2019, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/996 "2019-08-11T21:42:42Z")
\*\*Take a sip from a mug. See that little drop? What is that? CBD Oil - Cannabidiol \*\* Asked and answered, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2019, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/997 "2019-08-12T01:51:25Z")
**Others here from snopes messageboard? You can never go home again.** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2019, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/998 "2019-08-12T11:17:30Z")
Last poster / title combo: **What will the UK do wrt Brexit?** Gyrate Yeah, that’s pretty much what they’ve been doing. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2019, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/999 "2019-08-12T12:11:23Z")
\*\* People watching Adults reciting the Pledge of Allegiance\*\* I gotta admit, I can’t fathom people watching the DISH network’s Adult Pledge of Allegiance channel. Even with full frontal nudity it gets boring after awhile. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2019, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1000 "2019-08-12T12:20:24Z")
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