# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 52
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1021 "2019-08-16T13:58:27Z")
**A bathtub question If no regular liquids were avaiable for years, could one remain healthy on watermelon, grapes,…** Healthy, probably. Sticky for sure. Clean…naah. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1022 "2019-08-17T18:32:26Z")
\*\* Countries purchasing land Would this be considered tax evasion? How do land loans work?\*\* I don’t have to pay taxes on it because the state owns it, and they’re just loaning it to me for the rest of my life. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1023 "2019-08-17T18:53:34Z")
\*\*Death is an illusion Tell me about electric bikes Are you the universe? help me pick a smart phone and plan!\*\* You philosopher-types are awfully materialistic. Just sayin’. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1024 "2019-08-17T21:04:38Z")
\*\* I came home to a crime scene Men in Woodbury NJ need to be more considerate\*\* Next time, use heavy-duty plastic bags for the body parts and clean up after yourself. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1025 "2019-08-19T00:42:33Z")
**The only object Jesus made was a whip? Would this be considered tax evasion?** _“And Jesus went into the temple of Big Government, and cast out all them that harassed honest patriots with garnishments and liens, and overthrew the desks of the I.R.S. agents, and the seats of them that sold payment plans, And said unto them, It is written, You will collect nothing in my house; but get out ye den of thieves.”_ - John 2:99.77.64 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1026 "2019-08-19T13:23:03Z")
**visiting Canada next month-currency advice ‘u’ with ‘oo’ sound** Just start practicing saying “aboot” and your money problems will take care of themselves. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1027 "2019-08-20T11:47:02Z")
\*\*Alternatives to buying Greenland Cats \*\* Yes, rather than trying to buy Greenland, we should try to persuade The Orange One to invest in Cats. Unlike Greenland, cats are definitely for sale. They’re much more cuddly and warm that Greenland. Their purchase is not controversial. This might even get people to like him more. In any case, Trump is the first president in umpteen years who doesn’t own a dog\*. He needs a White House pet.\* \*Your political joke goes here. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1028 "2019-08-20T12:28:33Z")
\*\* Double slit experiment - quantum mechanics ‘u’ with ‘oo’ sound\*\* Quantum I will grant you but I’ve never heard of a “doooble slit experiment”. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1029 "2019-08-20T13:19:40Z")
\*\* Supermarkets smelling like dumpsters when you first walk in… What specific actions by a single person caused the greatest impact?\*\* Probably it was Bob forgetting about that carton of cabbages behind the display case. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1030 "2019-08-20T14:52:44Z")
**How many cowboys died in bar room shootings Notches in a (wooden) Ceiling Joist** They’re counting how many cowboys died in that bar. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1031 "2019-08-20T22:45:41Z")
\*\*Will you turn down that blasted (wedding) music?! How young is too young to get married? \*\* When they play that blasted hippity-hop music turned up to 11! And get that bride and groom off my lawn! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1032 "2019-08-21T01:32:46Z")
\*\* How young is too young to get married? Disagreement over a cat Please do my homework for me!\*\* Even mature adults argue about cats, but the homework thing makes me wonder if nuptials should be delayed awhile. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1033 "2019-08-21T11:29:44Z")
\*\*Disagreement over a cat Issues that delay retirement and the effect on work\*\* I’m not retiring until my wife agrees that scooping the litter box is _her_ job! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1034 "2019-08-21T12:28:19Z")
**How Did Aleister Crowley ‘Get Away’ With It? Juicing a watermelon** …IF you know what I mean. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1035 "2019-08-21T14:49:29Z")
\*\*Juicing a watermelon ‘u’ with ‘oo’ sound \*\* “Jooicing a Watermelon” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1036 "2019-08-21T16:38:31Z")
\*\*Classical music haters: Why? Encores at concerts \*\* Well, Okay, but they don’t _always_ play “Stars and Stripes Forever” as an encore. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1037 "2019-08-21T20:16:29Z")
**Alternatives to buying Greenland Buy Me Lunchbox!** It’s cheaper but won’t keep your lunch as cool. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1038 "2019-08-21T22:43:37Z")
**Who trains these customer service people??? Meet Bob** Bob is pretty bright, but he’s a dog, and is barely trained himself. Also, easily distracted by cats. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1039 "2019-08-22T11:36:50Z")
\*\* Most Revolutionary TV series S.W.A.T. (70s show) \*\* A debatable proposition. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1040 "2019-08-22T12:31:44Z")
\*\* What is the most unusual beer you’ve ever had? Pumpkin spice SPAM?\*\* Pumpkin spice Spam IPA was pretty weird. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=51) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=53)