# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1041 "2019-08-22T15:51:09Z")

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**Favorite currently running comic strips.  
Gags through repetition**

Charles Schulz once remarked: A comic strip writer has to write the same thing every day and make it different.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1042 "2019-08-22T17:07:18Z")

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\*\*Quick, what’s your current earworm?

Name that tune

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1043 "2019-08-22T20:08:01Z")

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\*\*Issues that delay retirement and the effect on work

Youth and sports

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Yes, excessive Youth is the Number One factor delaying retirement,

“Sports” is a bit surprising, though. Both factors, I suspect, affect Work.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1044 "2019-08-22T20:16:59Z")

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**Bummed. Big kidney stone.  
Who trains these customer service people???**

I dunno, when the doctor’s office staff said “have you tried rebooting”, it was like a _revelation_.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1045 "2019-08-23T01:06:09Z")

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\*\* Who trains these customer service people???

Would it bother you if evil people made it into heaven? \*\*

Just imagine the telephone menu in the afterlife.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2019, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1046 "2019-08-24T01:38:25Z")

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**"A new high school will have … places to hide from a mass shooter."**

**Positive gun news of the day.**  
Well, that’s positive gun news.

I guess?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2019, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1047 "2019-08-24T14:14:17Z")

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\*\* Question for college professors: What should a conservative do?  
Ask the atheist psychologist who did ayuahasca yesterday.\*\*

“Oh wow…conservatives are pouring out of my drip coffee maker! And the refrigerator is full of them! Aieee! Kill! Kill!!!”

Thanks, great advice.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2019, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1048 "2019-08-25T14:52:45Z")

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\*\* Meet Bob  
My Cat and the Fan\*\*

These Dr. Suess knock-offs can’t compare to the originals. ☹

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1049 "2019-08-26T13:45:28Z")

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\*\*Help me understand the world of streaming.

Sodastream users

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1050 "2019-08-26T20:29:57Z")

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\*\* Do women break up more decisively than men?  
Was this rude?\*\*

“G’bye, loser” could have been phrased a bit less bluntly.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1051 "2019-08-26T23:10:26Z")

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\*\*Strange car in your driveway - what do you do?  
Meet Bob  
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Hi, Bob, I couldn’t help but notice you’ve been staring down at your phone any time any of us have been doing anything, allow me to introduce myself?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1052 "2019-08-27T12:19:08Z")

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\*\* 911 called me!  
Help! Can you identify this screw head\*\*

Hey, they’ve got their emergencies, same as us.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1053 "2019-08-27T15:28:04Z")

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\*\* Little things that briefly take you out of a movie:  
Spotting Star Trek actors in other programs \*\*

Isn’t that Christopher Pike playing Jesus?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1054 "2019-08-27T16:01:55Z")

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\*\* What’s your opinion of refrigerator magnets?  
What is the Latest Drama in Your Hobby…\*\*

Star Wars or Harry Potter? The debate rages on.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1055 "2019-08-28T11:26:16Z")

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\*\* Atheists: Do you believe you are an atheist because you are smart?

Ask the atheist psychologist who did ayuahasca yesterday.  
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No, I’m an atheist because I’m _stoned!_

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1056 "2019-08-28T12:43:22Z")

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\*\* Vagina Boiling & You _internal screaming_  
Rear end collision and brake lights\*\*

Sheesh, couldn’t you wait until you got home?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1057 "2019-08-28T14:50:29Z")

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**Kansas City Dopefest  
Meet Bob**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1058 "2019-08-28T14:59:53Z")

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\*\*You are eventually going to stub your toe again on a very hard surface and it’s going to hurt a lot.

Vagina Boiling & You _internal screaming_

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Which pain do _you_ prefer?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1059 "2019-08-28T22:04:43Z")

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\*\* Vagina Boiling & You _internal screaming_

Favorite Words/Phrases/Quotes and Sayings  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1060 "2019-08-29T06:39:53Z")

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**The Worst For Prince Andrew.  
Lizzie Borden?**

Yeah, that would be hard to top.

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