# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1061 "2019-08-29T12:43:56Z")

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**Was this rude?  
I think I want a toilet that hangs from the wall**

Not rude at all to put it in the dining room, that way guests don’t have to traipse all the way to the bathroom.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1062 "2019-08-29T15:25:59Z")

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\*\* Ok, Trump buys Greenland.  
visiting Canada next month-currency advice\*\*

How much to buy Greenland in Canadian dollars?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2019, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1063 "2019-08-31T14:00:01Z")

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**Favorite Words/Phrases/Quotes and Sayings  
Losing all sense of time in the Orient**

Oddly, they don’t appreciate that at the China Palace when I stay past closing time.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2019, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1064 "2019-08-31T14:14:31Z")

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**What do y’all think about “Reveal Parties”? (sex of unborn babies)  
What would you do? (Hornet nest)**

I don’t think the sex of a hornet is all that surprising.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2019, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1065 "2019-09-01T14:36:34Z")

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**Odds of photon from one element being able to be absorbed by another?  
Embarrassing question- farting in a leather chair**

Yes, eventually photon absorption will result in your La-Z-Boy being transformed into a giant fart. Better put it out by the curb while there’s still time. :eek:

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2019, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1066 "2019-09-01T19:08:38Z")

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\*\* How has President Trump pissed you off today?

Murder by Deportation

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Not funny – too true.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2019, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1067 "2019-09-01T21:05:14Z")

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**Are We Ready For First Contact?  
Embarrassing question- farting in a leather chair**

If we’re asking questions like this, evidently not.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2019, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1068 "2019-09-02T00:43:37Z")

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**Franco Columbu has died.  
I make bad coleslaw.**

Well, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1069 "2019-09-03T04:02:04Z")

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**Are We Ready For First Contact?  
What does ‘just about’ mean?**

We’re ready to meet the aliens as soon as we wash our hair.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1070 "2019-09-03T09:56:49Z")

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**Boris Johnson asks the Queen to suspend Parliament.  
Oh, fuck off, Boris Johnson.**

Her response made all the papers.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1071 "2019-09-03T10:34:49Z")

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**I …, but I don’t consider myself a …  
Transgender youth - lessons learned and resources**

I’ve learned not to call myself a transgender youth when I’m a cisgender adult.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1072 "2019-09-03T12:12:13Z")

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**Since was yoga considered erotic or mature?  
Oh, fuck off, Boris Johnson.**

_There’s_ an image I didn’t need.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1073 "2019-09-03T13:46:10Z")

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\*\* Mass Killings in the United States 2019  
I …, but I don’t consider myself a …  
I really hope I die first…\*\*

I killed a lot of people, but I did it in Connecticut, not Massachusetts. And I hope I die before someone calls me a MASS killer.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1074 "2019-09-03T16:58:22Z")

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\*\* September’s shot already (mini-rants)  
Stupid Gun news of the day…\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1075 "2019-09-03T17:54:23Z")

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**What does Sex smell like?  
Were electric fans a big hit with consumers from the jump?**

Yes, but the early ads focused on cooling rather than smell dispersal.

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1076 "2019-09-03T21:01:27Z")

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**One dead and 8 sick from suicide. What was used?  
Embarrassing question- farting in a leather chair**

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1077 "2019-09-04T14:00:59Z")

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From IMHO:

**How quickly does it generally take for American to get used to driving in UK?**  
**Renting a car overseas - is the insurance offered by my credit card adequate?**

Need answer fast?

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1078 "2019-09-04T14:07:54Z")

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**Positive gun news of the day**  
**Dealing with the death of an abusive parent.**

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1079 "2019-09-04T15:59:18Z")

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\*\* Are We Ready For First Contact?  
Poll: What does ‘just about’ mean?\*\*

It means “no.”

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1080 "2019-09-04T16:58:08Z")

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**Have you ever helped a “misguided” friend get on a career track?  
Help me buy an inflatable yak**

Best SDMB rhyming sequential thread titles ever.

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