# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 55
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1081 "2019-09-04T20:00:09Z")
**Embarrassing question- farting in a leather chair Help me buy an inflatable yak** You’ll need to make sure there’s a _really_ tight seal. And fer chrissake, cut back on the sugar-free gummy bears. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1082 "2019-09-04T20:21:15Z")
\*\* Picky eating can make you go blind. Help me make soy yogurt.\*\* If you’re having trouble reading the recipe, that should tell you something. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1083 "2019-09-05T12:37:33Z")
**Q about the Sudan. Just prior to Germany invading Poland in 1939…** I think you mean “Sudetenland”. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1084 "2019-09-05T13:23:46Z")
**Embarrassing question- farting in a leather chair What percentage of people would choose to exterminate humanity?** Must’ve been one hell of a fart.\* \*my dog produced an unimaginable methane cloud last night, after we fed him cheese bits so he’d let us clean his ears. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1085 "2019-09-05T14:09:21Z")
**Deerie me, what a sight My grandmother died last night** Another great sequential thread rhyme. **Are you pro-choice because you are smart? Positive abortion news of the day** Pro-choicers are smarter! I knew it! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1086 "2019-09-05T23:29:20Z")
\*\* Cattle Management? Ladies withdrawing after dinner leaving gents to their port and cigars\*\* Herding the ladies out of the drawing room often required the services of a skilled border collie. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1087 "2019-09-06T01:57:08Z")
\*\*What are the dumbest questions you’ve been asked more than once? Help me buy an inflatable yak \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1088 "2019-09-06T13:04:12Z")
**If and when negative interests rates come to America, what do you plan to do? Anyone been to the Philippines?** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1089 "2019-09-06T14:08:54Z")
**What are the dumbest questions you’ve been asked more than once? How much do you pay for bed sheets?** ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1090 "2019-09-06T17:26:42Z")
\*\*Fridge defrosted and smells bad What to do with lemon juice? \*\* Well, obviously these two posters need to get together … wait, they’re by the same person? Problem solved! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1091 "2019-09-06T20:36:18Z")
**what does an Internal Auditor do? Cattle Management?** Yes, but actually no. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1092 "2019-09-06T20:43:39Z")
\*\* Trump and his “Cat License” Cats. These amazing creatures. (Bragging allowed) \*\* Trump doesn’t have pets, but if he had cats, they’d be the BEST cats, no question. And they’d all have licenses, as required by law. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2019, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1093 "2019-09-07T14:41:19Z")
\*\* What are the dumbest questions you’ve been asked more than once? Jobs for a Bachlors Degree\*\* If you have to ask, how did you even get the degree? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1094 "2019-09-08T14:26:36Z")
**Rodents vs. Instant mashed potato flakes Traveling with an electric wheelchair?** Geico’s spokesman is a Limey lizard, Liberty features an emu, and now Cut-Rate Auto is using a rat who zooms around in a tiny electric wheelchair while munching mashed potato flakes. Where will it end??!?\* \*Rumor has it that Farmers’ new mascot will be a Komodo dragon who lumbers around eating the mascots of other auto insurance companies. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1095 "2019-09-08T14:50:19Z")
**My grandmother died last night Cats. These amazing creatures. (Bragging allowed)** I had a domestic shorthair that took out two nephews and a brother-in-law during a recent family reunion. Remarkable critters, they are. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1096 "2019-09-08T20:32:36Z")
\*\* Birds don’t pee except hummingbirds ? Why can’t I get my toilet bowl bolt caps to clip on?\*\* Better get that tiny toilet bowl fixed pronto. You don’t want hummingbirds pissing on your lawn.\* \*And remember to leave the seat down. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2019, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1097 "2019-09-09T12:33:03Z")
\*\* I haz silencer. Trump and his “Cat License” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2019, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1098 "2019-09-09T13:14:08Z")
**Helping a friend for money Help me buy an inflatable yak** Do I get a finder’s fee? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2019, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1099 "2019-09-09T15:56:30Z")
**What Architectural Style House is This? British Slang** Style? It’s a load of codswallop, if you ask me. The architect must’ve been right pissed when he designed it. I’m gobsmacked that you would even ask. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2019, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1100 "2019-09-09T22:15:20Z")
**Menopause causing emotional behavior I haz silencer.** We have another nominee for Supportive Husband of the Year. **What’s the purpose of hose in steam room? Help with Athlete’s Foot** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=54) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=56)