# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2019, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1101 "2019-09-10T00:02:57Z")

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**Trump and his “Cat License”  
British Slang**

That’s British slang for be able to grab…

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2019, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1102 "2019-09-10T13:15:09Z")

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\*\*What does Sex smell like?

Geometry and concrete blocks

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Of course it does.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2019, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1103 "2019-09-10T13:51:13Z")

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\*\*Poll: Atheists: Would you _prefer_ that a god exist or not?

Repairs you haven’t had done because you don’t know who to have do them  
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What To Do Until Jesus Comes

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2019, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1104 "2019-09-10T15:54:57Z")

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**What are the dumbest questions you’ve been asked more than once?  
So what was the biggest news on the morning of September 11, 2001 before everything changed?**

So what was and who cares?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2019, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1105 "2019-09-10T17:10:11Z")

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**Country songs written by non-country artists  
Rescuing A Cast-Iron Sklliet**

After I banged it off the top of your stupid head.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2019, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1106 "2019-09-10T18:09:48Z")

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**What’s the etiquette of working at a coffee house?  
Have you ever owned a strobe light?**

It’s polite to turn the strobe light on when you’re working so people will know not to bother you.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2019, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1107 "2019-09-10T21:31:58Z")

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\*\* What does Sex smell like?  
UK PM Resigning\*\*

Sheesh, I know you don’t like Boris, but it couldn’t be _that_ great a release. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2019, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1108 "2019-09-11T02:21:15Z")

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**Weird toys  
I haz silencer.**

Let’s play Murder In The Dark!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2019, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1109 "2019-09-11T14:10:47Z")

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**Help me buy an inflatable yak  
Sexuality is False**

Please don’t yak about it.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2019, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1110 "2019-09-11T21:35:07Z")

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\*\* Menopause causing emotional behavior  
Effexor shortage\*\*

Now _there’s_ an eharmony profile that’s hard to resist. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1111 "2019-09-12T01:32:56Z")

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**A couple screenwriting questions  
Optimum geometry of roof solar panels ?  
“Bathtub” gin. . . huh?**

I suggest a bit more research before marketing the script to “Baby Face Nelson Battles Climate Change”.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1112 "2019-09-12T12:38:23Z")

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**Do we miss people or the times we had with them?  
Anybody else miss staring at a shelf of CD’s?**

I miss the times I had with the CD’s.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1113 "2019-09-12T17:56:55Z")

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\*\* Thought experiment: What if you had a billion dollars?  
What do you owe the Dope?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1114 "2019-09-12T23:09:16Z")

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**What does Sex smell like?  
“Bathtub” gin. . . huh?**

Bathtubgirl gin, amirite?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1115 "2019-09-13T12:04:07Z")

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Separated by one:

\*\*K2-18b: First detection of water vapor in the atmosphere of an exoplanet in the habitable zone

Places you’ve been. .  
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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1116 "2019-09-13T17:38:57Z")

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**Eddie Money R.I.P.  
What was the last tune you whistled or hummed?**

That’s cold, even if you didn’t like his music.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1117 "2019-09-13T19:22:09Z")

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**Tomorrow is Prehistoric Creatures Day again!  
SCOTUS has ruled against citizenship question**

It’s just as well - all those pea-brained brontosauruses would vote Republican.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2019, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1118 "2019-09-14T03:22:13Z")

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**Looks like there may be another interstellar object passing through the Solar System.  
Meet Bob**

Well, that’s certainly easier to spell than _ʻOumuamua_.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1119 "2019-09-15T02:58:24Z")

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**What to do instead of sucking a butt  
Butt-hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again**

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1120 "2019-09-15T04:39:42Z")

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**Thought experiment: What if you had a billion dollars?  
Plus’s and minus’s of taking a year off after high school**

Oh, what the heck. Take _two_ years off after high school!

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