# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 57
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1121 "2019-09-15T22:58:15Z")
**Organ donation is switching to opt-out in the UK How to Get Vegan Blood** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2019, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1122 "2019-09-16T13:20:55Z")
**Northerners who moved south. What Are Your Favorite Purebred Breeds of Dogs?** I like Treeing Walker Coonhounds, but I can’t find anyone to give mine a poodle clip. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2019, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1123 "2019-09-16T13:21:12Z")
**How does the blue tick in twitter work? Peanut allergy** The tick wouldn’t be blue if you didn’t eat so many peanuts around it! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2019, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1124 "2019-09-16T15:39:45Z")
\*\* What makes a joke racist? Asian Takeout Mustard: what is in?\*\* Good thing you didn’t use the word “yellow.” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2019, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1125 "2019-09-16T19:53:31Z")
**Are dogs and other animals fooled by Impossible and Beyond Meat burgers? How does the blue tick in twitter work?** It makes the Impossible burger submit paperwork to prove it’s a real burger. It’s the only animal that isn’t fooled. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2019, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1126 "2019-09-16T21:22:18Z")
\*\* What the women in your harem should wear this season Denver - As Sexist as Ever\*\* The city fathers are definitely getting out of hand. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1127 "2019-09-17T02:21:11Z")
\*\* Organ donation is switching to opt-out in the UK How to Get Vegan Blood\*\* 1. Declare vegan blood an organ 2. ??? 3. Profit! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1128 "2019-09-17T10:46:04Z")
\*\* Are you the universe? Who has traveled the furthest from the place of their birth? Who has stayed the closest?\*\* I’ve both traveled the furthest and stayed the closest, because I am the universe. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1129 "2019-09-17T12:10:25Z")
**I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen…** **"Stealth" type van living** Must not have been very stealthy. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1130 "2019-09-17T13:35:59Z")
\*\* Insanity or dementia? Or can it be both? Mass Killings in the United States 2019\*\* Hey, any defense will sometimes work ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1131 "2019-09-17T13:54:59Z")
\*\* Elegy for the minstrel show post Sylvester Stallone’s early movie career What makes a joke racist?\*\* I don’t think Stallone was ever in a minstrel show. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1132 "2019-09-17T23:16:08Z")
**Why did the French implement decimal time during the French Revolution? Slow Internet Connection** They could only download stuff 10/12th as fast as everyone else. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2019, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1133 "2019-09-18T03:57:42Z")
\*\* Broke my nose yesterday. What questions do I need to ask the ENT? Is UV Window Film Worthwhile?\*\* No, but here’s a scrip for Preparation H, if that helps. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2019, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1134 "2019-09-18T12:39:09Z")
\*\* America opens the Borders. Then what? Savage beating\*\* Don’t say we didn’t warn you. MAGA! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2019, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1135 "2019-09-18T14:06:11Z")
**Dealing with unpleasant, untrue rumors Buying toothpast used to be so simple…** Well, if you’re _not_ snorting Colgate, what’s all that white stuff around your nose? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2019, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1136 "2019-09-18T15:55:55Z")
\*\* How much freedom does a DA have NOT to prosecute? (sexually explicit) What happens if they testify anyway? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2019, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1137 "2019-09-18T16:13:36Z")
**Anyone want to play hide-&-seek? Kansas City Dopefest** Kansas City, Kansas City here I come. They got some crazy hide-&seek Dopefests there And I’m gonna get me one. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2019, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1138 "2019-09-18T16:35:15Z")
\*\*Pulled a Woman out of a car yesterday. Should we get a budgie? \*\* I don’t know – a woman AND a budgie? You have to decide which one you really want to keep. ---
**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2019, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1139 "2019-09-18T18:18:12Z")
**Couple spends $100,000 after bank error A plea for help - the price of a leg is $1500** Do they really need more than 66 2/3 legs? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2019, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1140 "2019-09-19T13:56:58Z")
\*\* Is The Far Side Returning? Inconceivable!\*\* Gary Larson can conceive of it (and "Inconceivable~ is going to be in a lot of sequential thread posts) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=56) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=58)