# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 58
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2019, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1141 "2019-09-19T14:08:55Z")
**Airline passenger throws coin into airplane engine for good luck Well, that was that! --aborted vacation** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2019, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1142 "2019-09-19T14:25:37Z")
**Could you cook food with a light saber? Auction of Anthony Bourdain’s possessions** I warned him to be careful sautéing the onions…☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2019, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1143 "2019-09-19T14:26:19Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > **Airline passenger throws coin into airplane engine for good luck > Well, that was that! --aborted vacation** Nice! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2019, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1144 "2019-09-19T15:12:02Z")
**How averse are women to asking a man out? Financial dilemma: What would you do?** Don’t worry, the default is dutch for women asking out men unless you surprise him with an extremely fancy restaurant. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2019, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1145 "2019-09-19T15:17:52Z")
**What is the first sentence from the book you are currently reading? Ric Ocasek - The Cars, RIP** Wow! That came out fast! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2019, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1146 "2019-09-19T16:22:40Z")
\*\* America opens the Borders. Then what? Going to permanent Daylight Saving Time\*\* Whoa hold up there. I’d be all for open borders if it didn’t lead to permanent Daylight Saving Time! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2019, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1147 "2019-09-19T17:25:14Z")
**America opens the Borders. Then what? Atrial Fibrillation… Sigh…** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2019, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1148 "2019-09-19T18:36:38Z")
**What was Dracula’s end game in moving to London? green beans?** It’s the only place that doesn’t add garlic. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2019, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1149 "2019-09-19T21:06:14Z")
\*\* Financial dilemma: What would you do? Anyone try Ketamine for Treatment-Resistant Depression\*\* I’m so poor with no prospects, might as well take the Special K Challenge. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1150 "2019-09-20T18:18:09Z")
**September’s shot already (mini-rants) Will this election also be decided by the perverse American fetish for GUNS?** Definitely, since they killed September. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1151 "2019-09-20T18:32:46Z")
**When your strongest values collide My birthday, your cake. What’ll it be?** I’ll take your cake since I hold it stronger as a value than my birthday. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1152 "2019-09-20T23:13:28Z")
**How averse are women to asking a man out? What utilitarian value does an AR-15 have** It makes him a bit more likely to agree to a hot date at the Dairy Queen. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2019, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1153 "2019-09-21T01:07:34Z")
**Alternative to making music CDs? Funny fruitspreads** Ripping CDs is too expensive: how about some “Gobbo Thurston and the Raving Tacos”-branded fruitspread? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2019, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1154 "2019-09-21T12:01:01Z")
**What would have been the effect of a US capital in St. Louis? “Stealth” type van living** For awhile, most of Congress would be sleeping in a van … DOWN BY THE RIVER! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2019, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1155 "2019-09-21T13:33:46Z")
\*\* For non-gun owners: What would you fight to keep as much as guns are fought for in America? National Honor Society\*\* “I’ll give you my National Honor Society pin when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2019, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1156 "2019-09-21T13:47:27Z")
\*\* Should we get a budgie? Well, I own an antique piano When your strongest values collide\*\* Owning a budgie vs. keeping the piano clean? Well, don’t let the bird shit on the piano? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2019, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1157 "2019-09-21T14:08:33Z")
\*\* What’s the root of the opprobrium against desiring pleasure? Help me buy an inflatable yak\*\* Desiring pleasure?? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2019, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1158 "2019-09-22T14:03:58Z")
**How are mice getting in my basement? National Honor Society** Dem’s some smart mice. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2019, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1159 "2019-09-22T14:28:54Z")
**America opens the Borders. Then what? Northerners who moved south.** Y’all need a wall. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1160 "2019-09-23T08:44:51Z")
**We send a message to the aliens. What’s the creepiest thing they could send back? Short Skirts in 1970’s/80’s junior high and high school. What hosiery did they wear?** Pictures included. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=57) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=59)