# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1161 "2019-09-23T13:37:07Z")

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\*\* What was Dracula’s end game in moving to London?  
Drinking laws in England\*\*

Drinking BLOOD is legal in England?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1162 "2019-09-23T13:45:52Z")

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\*\* We send a message to the aliens. What’s the creepiest thing they could send back?  
Carrying a Sign That Says ‘Free Sex’?\*\*

That should be good for an invite to the White House.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1163 "2019-09-23T17:20:37Z")

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\*\* When I’m 64, and other reminders that you are old.   
Carrying a Sign That Says ‘Free Sex’?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1164 "2019-09-23T19:32:55Z")

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\*\* Anyone have experience taking in feral cats?  
Carrying a Sign That Says ‘Free Sex’?\*\*

You’ll have better luck with a bowl of canned tuna.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1165 "2019-09-23T19:51:10Z")

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**UK’s Thomas Cook shuts doors after 178 years  
Thanks for letting me know, Windows**

That was kind of a weird error message, though.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1166 "2019-09-23T21:17:00Z")

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**Heavy Trash Day  
What’s so bad about a dumpster fire?**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2019, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1167 "2019-09-24T03:25:45Z")

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\*\* Anyone have experience taking in feral cats?  
What utilitarian value does an AR-15 have\*\*

Effective but messy. ☹

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2019, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1168 "2019-09-24T20:46:15Z")

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\*\* My Mom was Trampled by a French Mob  
A new Darwin Award honorable mention\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2019, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1169 "2019-09-25T00:52:19Z")

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**Confess!!! (your climate sins)  
What’s so bad about a dumpster fire?**

Ummm … I’m guessing the carbon dioxide. But maybe burning off some of the methane will make up for it.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2019, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1170 "2019-09-25T01:02:30Z")

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**What to do with your body  
WW11 Holocaust tattoos.**

That’ll make you stand out in a crowd. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2019, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1171 "2019-09-25T13:12:43Z")

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\*\* You’ve only seen the sequel(s)?  
Sequels that are better known than the original\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2019, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1172 "2019-09-25T15:30:28Z")

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\*\*When I’m 64, and other reminders that you are old.

Hearing aids

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2019, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1173 "2019-09-25T17:56:20Z")

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**Your Odd Hobbies  
Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies**

OK, that’s it! No more sequential threads!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2019, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1174 "2019-09-26T10:46:41Z")

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**Why no new operating systems?  
Garages being used to actually park cars**

They’re no longer being used to build new operating systems.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2019, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1175 "2019-09-26T11:23:19Z")

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**The Trump Impeachment Inquiry  
I bought all of their albums**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2019, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1176 "2019-09-26T16:31:07Z")

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**We send a message to the aliens. What’s the creepiest thing they could send back?  
Are you the universe?**

Yes, the thought of the people of Earth being the whole universe is very vaguely creepy.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2019, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1177 "2019-09-26T16:32:50Z")

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\*\*Name this logical fallacy.

How many princes are there?\*\*  
It’s the “Number of Princes Fallacy”

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**Author:** ![icantdraw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3ec8ea/32.png) [@icantdraw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/icantdraw)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2019, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1178 "2019-09-26T17:28:42Z")

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**A New Darwin Awards Honorable Mention  
Belgian F16 Pilot stuck on high voltage line after ejecting**

This has got to be a winner of some sort…

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2019, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1179 "2019-09-26T22:17:02Z")

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\*\*What, specifically, are Trump’s (alleged) crimes?  
AIDS in the 1950’s and 60’s. \*\*

Has he denied it?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2019, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1180 "2019-09-27T00:12:10Z")

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**Hypothetical work situation – whistle blowing. What would you do?  
Do you own a firearm?**

:eek:

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