# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2019, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1181 "2019-09-27T03:29:40Z")

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**What, specifically, are Trump’s (alleged) crimes?  
WW11 Holocaust tattoos.**

To be fair, he only got the fake kind that washes off.

> [@Ludovic](#):
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> **The Trump Impeachment Inquiry  
> I bought all of their albums**

😃

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2019, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1182 "2019-09-27T11:09:22Z")

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\*\*The Masked Singer

How can I improve my singing?  
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Take your mask off.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2019, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1183 "2019-09-27T13:01:34Z")

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**Our Oak Tree – RIP  
Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies**

The poor oak never recovered after getting a moderator warning. ☹

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2019, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1184 "2019-09-27T19:11:02Z")

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**Poll: Do you own a firearm?  
Do You Trust Your Government…**

I’m guessing that the negative correlation here is impressive.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1185 "2019-09-28T05:36:59Z")

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**WW11 Holocaust tattoos.  
You’ve only seen the sequel(s)?**

I’ve never seen a WW2 Holocaust tattoo, only WW 11.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2019, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1186 "2019-09-29T17:07:25Z")

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\*\*“None of us chose to be white. Not even Ed Sheeran.“  
Knowing when to shut up \*\*

Not one of Bill Maher’s strengths. ☹

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2019, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1187 "2019-09-29T19:22:56Z")

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**Poll: Do you own a firearm?  
Laundry Atrocity?**

🎵 _I shot the duvet  
but I did not shoot the pillowcase_ 🎶

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2019, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1188 "2019-09-29T22:27:03Z")

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**Question about job termination after an accident  
Mint Tea and Looseness?**

I was fired after the mint tea caused an “accident”.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1189 "2019-09-30T14:57:15Z")

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\*\* The Settlers of Catan

Changed my location field  
\*\*

Well, tell them to change it back!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1190 "2019-09-30T22:12:05Z")

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\*\* Some people online today, are profoundly mentally ill!  
Changed my location field\*\*

We still know where you are, and insist on your telling us what you did with Dr. Millmoss. 😕:eek::mad:

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1191 "2019-10-01T15:06:49Z")

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\*\* Please describe this vehicle

What’s the most interesting car you saw today?  
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\*\*Meet Bob

Some people online today, are profoundly mentally ill!  
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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1192 "2019-10-01T15:32:30Z")

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\*\*Would you tip appliance delivery guys?  
Co-Workers/Applicants to jobs you had who had completely unrealistic ideas of how the job worked \*\*

He thought he got tips for every delivery.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1193 "2019-10-01T21:31:23Z")

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**Poll: Do you own a firearm?  
Best, most secure way to store gold and silver?**

You can stand over it with an AR-15 when the maid comes to clean, but you might feel more secure if it was in a vault.

**Poll: Will Gold Matter in the Post-apocalypse?  
Poll: Do you own a firearm?  
Best, most secure way to store gold and silver?**

I just _loves_ the Survivalist Forums.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1194 "2019-10-02T18:01:00Z")

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\*\*ID and contextualize this SF novel (WARNING: depraved content)

Bob Denver as the joker

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That sounds pretty depraved.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1195 "2019-10-02T20:19:29Z")

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\*\* Happy Birthday Mr. Carter

Happy Belated Birthday\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1196 "2019-10-03T18:27:07Z")

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\*\* Device to stop neighbor’s dog from barking, do they work?  
Can I bring a safety razor on a plane?\*\*

“Either you shut up that damn comfort dog, or I’ll lather him up and shave his tail!!”

Yeah, that might work. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2019, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1197 "2019-10-04T00:14:06Z")

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\*\*Gilligan’s Island Castaways as superheroes

Bob Denver as the joker  
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And The Professor as Batman!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2019, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1198 "2019-10-04T11:31:16Z")

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\*\* Joker - Seen it (No spoilers in the OP)

Bob Denver as the joker\*\*

NOOOOOOooooooooooo!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2019, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1199 "2019-10-04T19:58:25Z")

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\*\* So even with 8 streaming services, it’s a bargain compared to cable, but…  
How Much Would You Pay to Stay Out of Jail?\*\*

Cable is so expensive I wouldn’t even pay that much to stay out of jail!

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2019, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1200 "2019-10-05T01:34:51Z")

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\*\*What movies not intended as porn get masturbated to the most?

Your Odd Hobbies \*\*

What’s odd about it?

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