# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 61
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2019, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1201 "2019-10-05T13:49:11Z")
**Objective proof that my wife yells? Visibility of bruises under LED light** :eek:☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2019, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1202 "2019-10-05T15:49:41Z")
\*\* Kansas City Dopefest Welcome our porcine overlords\*\* I know a few of the mods have been putting on weight, but geez. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2019, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1203 "2019-10-06T14:11:00Z")
\*\* Objective proof that my wife yells? Poll: What term would you like used to refer to YOUR dead body?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2019, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1204 "2019-10-07T16:58:46Z")
**Objective proof that my wife yells? Dental Implants** Just get her to undergo a several-hour-long minor dental surgery and the electronic implants will register her volume on Bluetooth! ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2019, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1205 "2019-10-07T18:50:23Z")
**Why is online dating, along with trying to meet someone in person, frustrating at times? Why are some people not open or interested when it comes meeting new people?** Because the people you’re trying to meet are not interested in meeting new people??? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2019, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1206 "2019-10-07T22:06:11Z")
\*\* Dental Implants Does your family know who your dentist is?\*\* You mean that guy who drove up in the panel truck to install my implants wasn’t actually a dentist? :eek::smack: ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2019, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1207 "2019-10-07T23:27:21Z")
\*\*Other ways to eat Nabisco shredded wheat? Smoked ham shank \*\* Um… No, thank you. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2019, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1208 "2019-10-08T14:38:43Z")
\*\*Have you acted in anything before? The Jackass movies \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2019, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1209 "2019-10-08T21:48:01Z")
**You’re on a day trip to NYC, on foot, what do you do? Have you acted in anything before?** Cause Broadway could use some new blood. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2019, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1210 "2019-10-08T23:49:37Z")
**How was it done: cattle in E Oregon dispatched without marks or blood What’s your favorite alien?** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2019, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1211 "2019-10-09T08:03:56Z")
**I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen… Polish People Satirized.** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2019, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1212 "2019-10-09T13:21:40Z")
\*\* A simple question for Trump supporters What are you scared of? Halloween/October Mini-rants\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2019, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1213 "2019-10-09T13:52:03Z")
**Open your door, smack a biker? Poll: What term would you like used to refer to YOUR dead body?** Funny but understandable. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2019, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1214 "2019-10-09T14:58:15Z")
**When a meal is “comped on the house”, who pays for it? “2/3 of the Senate” - votes cast, or merely votes "present?"** Wait, was it comped on the House, or the Senate? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2019, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1215 "2019-10-10T17:20:46Z")
Separated by a lot but still… **84% of female soldiers are… Transgender toddlers** :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2019, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1216 "2019-10-11T01:42:01Z")
**You’ve taken over Trump’s body for five minutes. What do you do to get his supporters to turn? Transgender toddlers** :eek::eek::eek: ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2019, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1217 "2019-10-11T02:35:11Z")
**Is it more environmentally friendly to pee in the sink?** **Airplane Tall Tale: Domestic Flight Where Passengers Prevented From Using the Bathroom for 8 Hours?** “No thank you, steward, I don’t want anything from the galley area!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2019, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1218 "2019-10-11T02:59:44Z")
**Now they want to ban the sale of pointed kitchen knives in the UK to reduce knife crime. How do you suppose the Republican Party plans to survive, or even thrive, as demographics change?** My guess is they’ll switch to brass knuckles. **Mcrib is back Oct 7!!! Fancy non-perishable foods available on [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com)** McRibs and Twinkies, two foods that will survive the Apocalypse. Now eligible for Amazon Prime. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2019, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1220 "2019-10-11T14:45:57Z")
**Movin’ cross country. No local friends, little money, tiny car. You gotta give Erdogan credit** Sorry Erdogan. You want to buy Slim Jims and a Diet Coke, you gotta pay cash. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2019, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1221 "2019-10-11T17:55:32Z")
\*\* Started riding lessons again after years out of the saddle Tonka is slowing down\*\* We figured it wasn’t a good idea to put you on Fireball your first time out. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=60) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=62)