# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2019, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1222 "2019-10-12T13:59:18Z")

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**I think my dog sitter abused my dog  
Is “kowtow” a racist derogatory term?**

It’s OK to tell your Shih Tzu to “sit”, but not to “kowtow”. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2019, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1223 "2019-10-12T14:23:11Z")

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\*\* Food Feast  
I like bananas a bunch \*\*

Well, feast out on them

**Started riding lessons again after years out of the saddle  
Beckdawrek is a bad, bad, bad hunter!  
Help me re-name my horse**

Thanks to **Beckdawrek** the bad hunter, I think you first need to get a new horse.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2019, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1224 "2019-10-12T21:10:22Z")

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**Aliens that can shape-shift into human form  
biopic of Truman Capote - Infamous**

I always suspected that about Truman Capote. If he was still around he could play the part of the alien in those “Butterfinger” ads.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2019, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1225 "2019-10-14T20:04:44Z")

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**Independence Day in Mexico  
Why are some people so insistent on wearing a hat?**

Because they’re patriotic. At least they’re not all as big as the Large Sombrero Guy meme or the streets would get crowded quickly.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1226 "2019-10-15T15:23:16Z")

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**Hey Google! Can you do anything useful yet?  
Re-building civilization**

Also, _destroying_ civilization.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1227 "2019-10-15T15:27:29Z")

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**Why are some people so insistent on wearing a hat?  
A day in Nashville!**

Now I got a Loving Spoonful ear worm: Nashville Hats.

Like the one Dylan wore on the cover of Nashville Skyline

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1228 "2019-10-15T19:07:03Z")

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\*\*Why are some people so insistent on wearing a hat?

Is This a Guy Thing?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1229 "2019-10-15T19:12:11Z")

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\*\*How long do you think the SDMB will be around?

Re-building civilization

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1230 "2019-10-15T21:13:00Z")

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\*\* Is This a Guy Thing?  
Re-building civilization\*\*

Yeah, you need, like, muscles and testosterone. And stuff they sell down at the Rent-All.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1231 "2019-10-15T21:35:35Z")

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**Nutrition label on pork rinds, protein content  
Are Planck units really the smallest units?**

Yes, and also the largest. Because if you tried to measure the protein in a pork rind by anything other than Planck units, it would require far too many zeroes after the decimal point.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1232 "2019-10-15T23:52:50Z")

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\*\* How can I kill calibri?  
Tell Me About Police Blotters\*\*

“Arial and Helvetica were killed at 3:43 a.m. by Font Squad officers in a shootout at Club Obsolescence. Comic Sans was fatally injured in the crossfire and there was universal rejoicing.”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1233 "2019-10-16T03:30:43Z")

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\*\* Humans will never live on another planet, says Michel Mayor  
I made an ecosphere\*\*

Good enough.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1234 "2019-10-16T11:26:43Z")

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\*\* Re-meeting a trans person

Transgender toddlers  
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That sounds more like meeting them for the first time. Unless they were transgender babies.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1235 "2019-10-16T14:21:59Z")

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Not quite sequential, but right now in the main page:

GQ: **Nutritional label on pork rinds, protein content** (Ruken)  
IMHO: Tesla Hostility ( **Pork Rind** )

Do Dopers come with nutritional labels?

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1236 "2019-10-16T15:34:59Z")

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**Is there any way to tell if a baby has a dirty nappy other than by sniffing around them?  
Wood stove door gasket**

Sure, it’s a somewhat drastic step, but it’s an absolute protection against the dreaded diaper blow out.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1237 "2019-10-16T16:40:10Z")

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\*\* Chicken Legs/Drumsticks/Breasts Question  
Faggots: Can you use calves liver?\*\*

There’s a heck of an unprintable joke in that one

\*\* Why are some people not open or interested when it comes meeting new people?  
Dallas cop kills innocent man\*\*

Drastic action not to meet someone

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1238 "2019-10-16T17:00:39Z")

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\*\* We’re never going to see these books, are we?  
Funky Winkerbean Kills Again!\*\*

I so want to read it.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1239 "2019-10-16T18:41:40Z")

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**What “soothing” hobbies turned out to not be so soothing at all?  
Sealioning**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1240 "2019-10-16T21:55:30Z")

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\*\* Is there any way to tell if a baby has a dirty nappy other than by sniffing around them?  
Is there a safer way to orbit?\*\*

Yes, that’s why NASA installed a Stinky Diaper Detector in its new inter-galactic spacecraft.\*

\*come to think of it, that’s why they have Astronaut Diapers.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1241 "2019-10-17T01:23:36Z")

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**How long do you think the SDMB will be around?  
Transgender toddlers**

…until they are potty trained?

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