# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2019, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1282 "2019-10-26T10:10:43Z")

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\*\* I’m surprised EVERYONE can’t…  
Translate “cool” to Spanish, please\*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2019, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1283 "2019-10-26T14:04:59Z")

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\*\* Politely hurrying up someone who takes too long to get to the point  
Woke Me When It’s Over  
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When you finish your long discourse.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2019, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1284 "2019-10-26T16:34:45Z")

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\*\* Cat hoarding situation  
The worst, most useless, frustrating car you’ve ever owned.\*\*

Lots of cats are worthless and frustrating. Oh, wait a minute, you said CAR.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2019, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1285 "2019-10-26T21:29:56Z")

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**Anyone use Blue Cross/Blue Shield “Wellness Program”?  
I’m surprised EVERYONE can’t…**

Beto O’Rourke attempts to gain political traction by endorsing “Blue Cross/Blue Shield For All”. Hilarity ensues.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1286 "2019-10-27T13:03:39Z")

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**Cousins marrying and having children  
Your historical analogy for the Trump era**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1287 "2019-10-27T15:06:09Z")

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\*\* Which is the best version of “I Write The Songs”?  
How to cook a heart\*\*

Jeffrey Dahmer’s cover album is _fabulous_.

**Electric Vehicle critics  
Ever have a car/motorcycle you wish you had back?**

I sort of miss my 2002 Renault Pixie. But I could never keep enough AAA batteries on hand. ☹

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1288 "2019-10-27T17:02:22Z")

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**I’m surprised EVERYONE can’t…  
Tax the rich!**

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1289 "2019-10-27T19:02:44Z")

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\*\*name your bio of the Trump administration

The worst, most useless, frustrating car you’ve ever owned.\*\*

Truly, Trump is the Yugo, the Edsel, the Pinto of politicians.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2019, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1290 "2019-10-28T13:01:05Z")

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**I want to be  
Homemade sauerkraut**

A much more down to earth identity than an Apache attach helicopter.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2019, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1291 "2019-10-28T13:08:22Z")

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**How can I improve my singing?  
Homemade sauerkraut**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2019, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1292 "2019-10-28T15:36:57Z")

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\*\* What are you scared of? Halloween/October Mini-rants  
Jehovah Goddamned Witnesses… Fuck 'Em In A Ventricle  
\*\*  
Asked and Answered

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1293 "2019-10-29T13:28:47Z")

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**I’m surprised EVERYONE can’t…  
Tell me about your experiences with home fireplaces**

I know, right? Everyone should know about your experiences with home fireplaces!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1294 "2019-10-29T15:31:13Z")

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\*\*   
The next Star Wars trilogy  
Could Battlestar Galactica of been the next star wars?  
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Not the trilogy. Not even one.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1295 "2019-10-29T18:16:48Z")

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\*\* How do we fix this?

The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making  
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I’m thinkin’ Impeachment, myself.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1296 "2019-10-30T12:35:26Z")

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**Has anyone here ever been in an actual food fight?  
Tell me about your experiences with home fireplaces**

Yeah, that flambé food fight was a humdinger.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1297 "2019-10-30T15:56:06Z")

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\*\* What are you gonna be for Halloween?  
Epstein Suicide\*\*

All you need is a noose and some black and white striped pajamas with EPSTEIN written on them. Easy, timely, cheap and clever.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1298 "2019-10-30T17:05:47Z")

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\*\* Your favorite romantic lyric. Only one line please.  
Kink Live\*\*

Okay?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1299 "2019-10-31T13:54:08Z")

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\*\* What are you gonna be for Halloween?

The Ghost of Halloweens Past  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1300 "2019-10-31T15:08:52Z")

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\*\* What are you gonna be for Halloween?

Electric Vehicle critics  
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You dress up in a white lab coat and glasses, and wear a pocket protector full of pencils, and you carry papers denouncing Tesla.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1301 "2019-10-31T22:07:28Z")

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**Anyone Play Scratch Off Lotteries ?  
My pet rats**

Have they won anything yet?

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