# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 66
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1302 "2019-11-02T05:15:39Z")
**Poll: 2019 Time Person of the Year Baby falling through window** Yeah, it made a hell of a splash. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1303 "2019-11-03T02:13:36Z")
**Songs sung by animals Your favorite romantic lyric. Only one line please.** I can’t decide between “I’m just a soul whose intentions are good” and “Girl, there’s a better life for me and you”. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1304 "2019-11-04T16:07:13Z")
\*\* Nude Praying. Baldies, chrome domes, cue balls, come hither\*\* And bring the brain bleach with you. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1305 "2019-11-04T16:40:41Z")
\*\* I’m surprised EVERYONE can’t… Nude Praying.\*\* As a modest non-believer, I have problems with both of theses. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1306 "2019-11-04T17:11:14Z")
\*\*Does hair loss happen all over the human body equally? Nude Praying.\*\* Lord, hear my hair. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1307 "2019-11-04T17:35:57Z")
\*\* Rewriting Romeo & Juliet. What two conflicting groups do the star crossed lovers come from? Creating a musical…any tips?\*\* It’s been done. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1308 "2019-11-04T19:36:15Z")
**Stupid Republican idea of the day Is there any gold in Fort Knox?** “Or has it all secretly been turned over to George Soros to fund the United Nations One World Socialist Agenda?!? We ‘Just Ask Questions’, You Decide!™” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2019, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1309 "2019-11-05T16:23:04Z")
**Nude Praying. "Checked by Radar"** That explains his chronic WTF look. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2019, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1310 "2019-11-05T17:09:26Z")
**This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife Need advice about the needy bitch across the hall.** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2019, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1311 "2019-11-05T17:15:42Z")
**Is the decimal system truly universal? Japanese Gold Bars 999.9** No ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2019, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1312 "2019-11-05T18:21:46Z")
\*\* Which of these do you consider offal? Have you used Greyhound lately?\*\* Yes, and it was awful. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2019, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1313 "2019-11-06T14:36:59Z")
**Does anyone have any advice on how to not think about a thing? Excruciatingly Hot, Burning Surge up the Back of the Neck/Head** "OK, I just have to not think about _OW!_ Right, I just need to stop thinking about _ **OW!!! FUCK THAT HURTS!!!"** _ Yeah, that could work. Sort of an operant conditioning thing. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2019, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1314 "2019-11-06T16:22:02Z")
\*\* Restoring a leather jacket Have you used Greyhound lately?\*\* To paraphrase Mr. Burns: But a greyhound leather jacket would be best. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2019, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1315 "2019-11-06T22:18:59Z")
**What’s your boggart? Does anyone have any advice on how to not think about a thing?** You definitely don’t want to think about a boggart. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2019, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1316 "2019-11-07T03:44:59Z")
**Changing An Electrical Outlet Without Turning The Power Off Stupid question about potatoes and electricity** Well, that’s one way to make home fries. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2019, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1317 "2019-11-07T13:13:40Z")
\*\* What’s the best way for a man to tell a woman he doesn’t want to be physical anymore? Modern Monetary Theory \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2019, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1318 "2019-11-07T18:57:58Z")
**What could make a parked car burst into flames in the dead of night? Blood sugar creeping up relentlessly…** You gotta pay attention to the gauges. Anything over 200 and that thing could go up like a Roman candle. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1319 "2019-11-08T15:33:57Z")
**Can someone please explain this whole chicken sandwich thing? Worker killed at Buffalo Wild Wings in Burlington MA** Guns don’t kill people, chicken kills people. :eek:☹ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1320 "2019-11-09T14:48:11Z")
**share the dumbest or awful "licensed " food product youve ever had … Poll: Spam Anniversary** Spam certainly qualifies ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1321 "2019-11-09T16:53:22Z")
\*\* Ibuprofen as a sleep aid? WTF! How long is a pickled sausage good for?\*\* If it’s pickled in enough vodka you should get about six hours sleep, before the belching wakes you up. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=65) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=67)