# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 67
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1322 "2019-11-09T20:02:23Z")
[**Diamonds Are Forever Black Walnuts!**](https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/57180a62-d708-443f-834d-595f03ab1c10_1.bb879fcf3e7da034e3d9675dc2f0f320.jpeg?odnHeight=450&odnWidth=450&odnBg=FFFFFF) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1323 "2019-11-09T20:24:50Z")
\*\* Tomorrow I shall be homeless. Blood sugar creeping up relentlessly…\*\* …went to my old lady, she say You one ugly mutha from what I see - obscure John Lee Hooker song ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1324 "2019-11-11T01:25:12Z")
\*\* What’s the best way for a man to tell a woman he doesn’t want to be physical anymore? Waking up in the middle of the night and ruminating\*\* No, honey, I don’t want to stop sleeping with you, I was just … ruminating … about other people. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1325 "2019-11-11T14:09:31Z")
**Describe yourself in 3 words OK Boomer!** That’s 2 words. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1326 "2019-11-11T14:41:39Z")
\*\* Someone in New Zealand wants to hack me How dangerous is a chainsaw to use?\*\* Very. You could literally hack someone with it. \*\* Bear: Beckdawreks bad, bad, bad, boy!(bingo! ‘Bs’) OK Boomer!\*\* Another B ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1327 "2019-11-11T23:18:54Z")
**US shale oil industry is collapsing Bends Over?** Yes, it’s bending over and soon will collapse. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1328 "2019-11-12T04:59:57Z")
\*\* Fireball Whiskey mini-bottles and toothpicks with dental floss Stupid Republican idea of the day\*\* They’d get better results handing out mini-bottles of whiskey at the polls, especially in Kentucky and Tennessee. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1329 "2019-11-12T13:06:10Z")
\*\* What would happen if you fell into a volcano? Anterior Cervical Discectomy and Fusion \*\* Well, depending upon how you fell. … ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1330 "2019-11-12T13:34:11Z")
And the fusion part would depend on how hot the volcano was. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1331 "2019-11-12T15:48:54Z")
**Do you ever go to your city’s “bad part of town”? Should you expect to know what genitals a person has before a first date?** 🎵 _So go Downtown Things will be great when you’re Downtown No finer place for sure Downtown Everything’s waiting for you_ 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1332 "2019-11-12T19:18:46Z")
\*\*Who is using THC for pain management? parole boards\*\* Hey – it’s _tough_ sitting through all those parole hearings! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1333 "2019-11-13T16:25:13Z")
**Describe yourself in 3 words A regretful farewell** ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1334 "2019-11-14T04:50:28Z")
**Losing the “essential” employee at work Epstein Suicide** :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1335 "2019-11-14T13:19:46Z")
\*\* Why is online dating, along with trying to meet someone in person, frustrating at times? Hard wooden chairs and no butt meat\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1336 "2019-11-14T14:54:02Z")
**Real Warning Signs that deliver the message and a smile. It’s baaaack - the Black Death plague!** A bit gentler than “Bring out your dead!” :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1337 "2019-11-14T15:52:46Z")
\*\* Real Warning Signs that deliver the message and a smile. Epstein Suicide\*\* Straight to hell with that one ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1338 "2019-11-14T18:10:23Z")
**14 years ago, a 9-year-old found a 700-year-old coin… … but I didn’t buy a Highlander… I don’t really want a new car, but I think I should buy one. Tell me if I am thinking clearly.** Now that you’re 23, go right ahead and sell that coin and buy that Highlander, YOLO! ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1339 "2019-11-14T22:23:49Z")
**Vehicle warranty expiration crisis (need answer super fast) … but I didn’t buy a Highlander…** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1340 "2019-11-15T01:31:38Z")
**Things that don’t bother you, but seem to bother everyone else Bus driver kicks little kid off the bus into the bitter cold** “Oh, boo-hoo! He got to ride the bus part of the way didn’t he? In my day, we walked THE WHOLE WAY in the bitter cold! And we _ **liked it!!!** _ Ungrateful little Millennial whiners!” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1341 "2019-11-15T13:26:58Z")
\*\* Who is the whistleblower? What is that button (or badge?) they are wearing?\*\* Cause they look _fabulous_! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=66) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=68)