# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 68
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1342 "2019-11-15T16:58:38Z")
**Start my car without a key So the Big Bang didn’t start it all?** Yeah, but I’m tired of waiting for the next Big Bang so I can drive to the supermarket. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1343 "2019-11-15T19:09:28Z")
**D’oh!! A deer! I’m going to have to bring her in, aren’t I?** I wouldn’t recommend it. They don’t make good house pets. Plus, the price of Deer Chow[sup]®[/sup] and Cervine Diet[sup]®[/sup] have really gone through the roof lately. \*\* Are there winter socks that actually work to keep your feet warm? Considering getting a dog\*\* And then train him to lie on your feet! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1344 "2019-11-15T19:24:55Z")
**We send an unmanned probe to Alpha Centauri. How do we control it when it’s there? Ball bearings vs car battery** I think the car battery would have a better chance. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1345 "2019-11-15T23:07:46Z")
\*\* Song sung by fans near end of English football matches How can there be a glut of oil on the international markets atm?\*\* I assume they’re fans of that team with “Fly Emirates” plastered on their uniforms. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1346 "2019-11-16T14:19:03Z")
**Things that don’t bother you, but seem to bother everyone else Losing the “essential” employee at work** What’s one more employee more or less? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1347 "2019-11-16T14:56:49Z")
**D’oh!! A deer! It is raining** A drop of golden sun ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1348 "2019-11-16T15:18:55Z")
\*\*Can Venice Be Saved? Will Planet Earth ever be solid? \*\* If it is, Venice will be saved ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1349 "2019-11-16T15:28:34Z")
**Considering getting a dog How creepy was this?** A _dog_??? Euggghhhhh!!! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1350 "2019-11-16T17:57:44Z")
**Things that don’t bother you, but seem to bother everyone else My pet rats** :eek:Keep those things in their frikkin’ cage, willya! ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1351 "2019-11-16T18:01:34Z")
**Should you expect to know what genitals a person has before a first date? Is ma’am offensive?** It could be, if you haven’t asked what genitals they have first. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1352 "2019-11-16T18:49:19Z")
**My pet rats D’oh!! A deer!** You mean “deerrat.” ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1353 "2019-11-16T19:19:11Z")
**I think American society runs on poor choices Considering getting a dog** You mean a Great Dane when you have a studio apartment?:dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1354 "2019-11-16T19:48:52Z")
**Is ma’am offensive? Considering getting a dog** Just don’t call her a “bitch” in polite company. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2019, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1355 "2019-11-17T16:19:20Z")
**Share your favorite classic funny threads! Mass Killings in the United States 2019** Yeah, that was good for lots of giggles. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2019, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1356 "2019-11-17T18:01:51Z")
\*\* “Deceptive” Product Names Religious Literacy\*\* You cannot be religious and literate? ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2019, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1357 "2019-11-17T19:00:46Z")
\*\*Poll: Your Preferred Method For Getting High On THC I think American society runs on poor choices\*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2019, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1358 "2019-11-18T02:11:35Z")
**How to best be on the lam? What would it take for you to take up violent/semi-violent action against a government?** I don’t want no trouble. But if they surround my hideout, them cops ain’t taking me alive! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2019, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1359 "2019-11-18T14:25:45Z")
\*\* New Nick Cage movie, starring Nick Cage as Nick Cage Again with the annoying commercials!\*\* Yes, that’s right. Nic Cage stars as Nic Cage in this new Nic Cage movie. Could it be any more annoying? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2019, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1360 "2019-11-18T15:30:03Z")
\*\* Considering getting a dog What would it take for you to take up violent/semi-violent action against a government?\*\* Pooper-scooper laws violate my freedom! To the barricades!!! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2019, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1361 "2019-11-18T19:50:19Z")
**Movies With No Love Interests They Gave it a Happy Ending! (Spoilers, naturally)** The movie had been very lonely, so it’s only natural. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=67) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=69)