# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 69
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2019, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1362 "2019-11-19T14:30:30Z")
\*\* Things that don’t bother you, but seem to bother everyone else Hazards of liquid nitrogen\*\* Ah, Liquid Nitrogen – Meh! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2019, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1363 "2019-11-19T14:32:52Z")
\*\* If I kick an alligator\* in it’s nuts… Are ovaries as impact-sensitive as testicles?\*\* Let’s kick this Lady Alligator and find out! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2019, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1364 "2019-11-19T15:00:44Z")
**Why do you post on the Straight Dope Message Board? I think American society runs on poor choices** And I can criticize them here. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2019, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1365 "2019-11-19T15:11:00Z")
**What would happen if you fell into a volcano? Laptop reccomendations** The Dell Pyroclastic 500 has the highest melting point, but inferior battery life. It’s a trade-off. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2019, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1366 "2019-11-19T18:49:52Z")
**So, about this whole Chicxulub mess On Building a Lunar Ringway. . .** First, slam a large asteroid into the earth… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2019, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1367 "2019-11-19T22:20:03Z")
**Persistent Obsession How creepy was this?** I think the following them around is what made it creepy. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1368 "2019-11-20T03:05:47Z")
Separated by one: \*\* How dangerous is a chainsaw to use? Chainsaw Memories\*\* Oh, I remember when I had a left hand… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1369 "2019-11-20T14:39:45Z")
\*\* How dangerous is a chainsaw to use? Chainsaw Memories\*\* And now they are sequential. And I don’t care if I’m missing my left (bad) hand. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1370 "2019-11-21T01:21:53Z")
**What would it take for you to take up violent/semi-violent action against a government? Persistent Obsession** “Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering government; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1371 "2019-11-21T13:30:42Z")
\*\* Tickling sensation on cheek How creepy was this?\*\* Depends on how many legs it had. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1372 "2019-11-21T15:15:38Z")
\*\* Should you expect to know what genitals a person has before a first date? Do you Scrum? Or Agile something something? \*\* _NEVER_ on a First Date. No matter what parts your date has. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1373 "2019-11-21T16:18:16Z")
\*\* Julia Roberts ‘was first choice’ to play black abolitionist Harriet Tubman Best/good method for sharpening kitchen knives? \*\* That’s a little drastic, don’t you think? ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1374 "2019-11-21T16:36:33Z")
**Argument over selling “family heirlooms” Creepy slimy coffee cup** But it was Grandpa’s creepy slimy coffee cup! ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1375 "2019-11-21T17:17:27Z")
**Sudden onset of double vision, duration 1 minute. anyone? Spinal Tumor** :eek::eek::eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1376 "2019-11-21T20:53:05Z")
\*\* Best/good method for sharpening kitchen knives? AI text generator \*\* Ohh! Sharp words! Cutting Comments! Edgy Dialogue! Abrasive Situations! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1377 "2019-11-21T21:01:49Z")
\*\* So the Secret Service may be stopping by for a visit. I live next to a porn star ! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1378 "2019-11-21T22:15:08Z")
**I’m getting a ‘tic’. what do I do? Do you Scrum? Or Agile something something?** You misspelled “squirm”. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2019, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1379 "2019-11-22T02:45:27Z")
**Argument over selling “family heirlooms” I live next to a porn star !** She’s selling her “family heirlooms”. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2019, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1380 "2019-11-22T12:37:47Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > **Argument over selling “family heirlooms” > I live next to a porn star !** > > She’s selling her “family heirlooms”. “Like them? I got them from my mother.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2019, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1381 "2019-11-22T16:09:01Z")
When I post, these will be sequential, since this thread is now the only one separating them: \*\* The Big Empty House I live next to a porn star ! \*\* Is Nobody a Porn Star? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=68) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=70)