# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 70
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2019, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1382 "2019-11-22T17:28:36Z")
\*\* I live next to a porn star ! Things that don’t bother you, but seem to bother everyone else \*\* They’re all just jealous. ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2019, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1383 "2019-11-22T18:01:38Z")
**The smell of farts Should I Warn Landlord about Unstable/Malicious New Tenant?** Farters are not a protected class under HUD regulations, so go ahead. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2019, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1384 "2019-11-22T18:11:49Z")
**How is the weather where you are? I live next to a porn star !** So… Stormy, then? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2019, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1385 "2019-11-22T18:19:59Z")
**Canned food drives are bullshit The smell of farts** Well, if the cans are bulging alarmingly and smell of farts, better not donate them. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2019, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1386 "2019-11-22T22:36:05Z")
**What is worth splurging on? The smell of farts** You get what you pay for. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2019, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1387 "2019-11-22T23:34:33Z")
**Dreams: Nightmares don’t scare me The smell of farts** If _that_ wakes you up…:eek::eek::eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2019, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1388 "2019-11-23T16:21:40Z")
**Waking up in the middle of the night and ruminating The smell of farts** Well then, stop ruminating fer chrissake! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2019, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1389 "2019-11-23T22:32:14Z")
\*\* Yes I do understand that I am destroying your life but at this point I am finding it hard to care I live next to a porn star ! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2019, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1390 "2019-11-24T16:29:58Z")
**Fuck the holidays and all this fake happy ass shit Fireball Whiskey mini-bottles and toothpicks with dental floss** \* It starts in October and I’m already sick of it If Christmas were cancelled it would be no great loss\* (_Chorus_) ETA: I guess you have to imagine the “Fireball Whiskey mini-bottles” are “pumpkin spice” flavored and the “toothpicks with dental floss” are somehow _Christmas themed_ toothpicks with dental floss. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2019, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1391 "2019-11-24T18:28:34Z")
\*\*Cold Numb Feet. Cooktop advice \*\* That’s one way to warm your tootsies. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1392 "2019-11-25T02:30:31Z")
**What is worth splurging on? The smell of farts** For me, drinking a half-tablespoon of Chanel Number 5 really improves the fragrance for about 36 hours. It’s a little indulgence I allow myself. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1393 "2019-11-25T13:21:16Z")
**Tell me about living on a kibbutz Amazon store will not take cash** Amazon is an autonomous collective. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1394 "2019-11-25T14:36:16Z")
\*\* Do you have a theory about why people are getting more obese? Persistent Obsession\*\* With food. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1395 "2019-11-25T14:46:48Z")
**No common ground left to stand on? When will Climate Change become dire?** When there’s no ground left to stand on. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1396 "2019-11-25T14:53:47Z")
**GPS uses magnetic north? Eh? What did I see? ~12 planes flying north?** All the bad stuff heads north. Better set your anti-force field jacket to “N”. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1397 "2019-11-25T20:47:45Z")
**What is worth splurging on? Cold Numb Feet.** What a sick fetish…oh you said **splurge** …nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1398 "2019-11-26T05:09:15Z")
**Eating fast food for a month What is worth splurging on?** Supersize me! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1399 "2019-11-26T14:04:08Z")
**Eating fast food for a month Should I go to a memorial service?** You will go to a memorial service, regardless. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1400 "2019-11-26T15:18:22Z")
\*\* Bored Meanderings(delirious rantings) From The Sick(death) Bed What’s the most interesting car you saw today?\*\* I saw a 300-foot-long Edsel with mag wheels and a spoiler, and it was full of clowns. Clowns!! Arrggghhh! The Olsen twins are coming to get me!! Sic 'em, Pluto!!! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1401 "2019-11-26T17:15:33Z")
\*\* whats the worst thing youve cooked or eaten for a holiday? or the worst holiday you’ve had? Help me with a plausible lie to get out of a holiday get-together the BURN turkey BURN ! mmp\*\* I can’t come. I’ve got a case of disco inferno [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=69) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=71)